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  1. calpoon

    How old is our Planet Earth?

    so what the fuck does Charles Darwin have to do with whether or not god created the universe in seven days? you want to pick apart a theory that has some holes by substituting a theology that has zero evidence instead?
  2. calpoon

    How old is our Planet Earth?

    what about them? they are bullshit made up by religious people to try and trick the public into thinking that they don't believe in the stupid **** that they do. Everyone knows that if you say God created the universe they'd laugh at you, so instead they just came up with "intelligent designer"...
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    What Do You Think Of Farmers?

    fuck em. I only buy food made out of artificial flavors that is assembled by robots in a factory.
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    Lost

    I hated this episode. one of the weakest of the series so far. Mrs. Hawking: "Don't think about how ridiculous this is." She must have been talking to the audience. The only part I liked was when Jack asked what will happen to the other people and Ben says, "Who cares?" That had me...
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    Why is sex 'bad'?

    well yes, I agree. It's not that I think that there's anything wrong with sex and that it's something that corrupts. among mature and responsible people it can be a very good thing. It's expression is dependent on the individual and it can be a problematic behavior for someone who is so inclined...
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    How old is our Planet Earth?

    if the earth was only 20,00o years old how do you explain the lost civilization of reptiloids?
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    The male of the species is better than the female?

    forget Felix, it's all about Albert.
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    Why is sex 'bad'?

    funny, I saw that too. but the weird thing was when they asked her "how did your ****** react to hearing that you were pregnant?" It sounded to me like they said, "how did your ****** react to hear you're hispanic?" I did a double take. whoa man. get me off these *****. what *****? I didn't take...
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    Rancher didn't ******* "migrants'" rights

    I think the price was a little high, but the verdict seems fair. didn't I tell you? I knew that they didn't have a case against him- on legal grounds, not on jingoistic nonsense, and the charges that they did stick are a clear indicator that was the message. It doesn't matter what a jury says...
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    Why is sex 'bad'?

    well it's a rather irrational outlook for the most, so it's hard to understand. some rational claims against sexual promiscuity- - it can lead to the spread of disease - it can make it difficult to raise a ****** and ******** - it makes it hard to trust someone and build strong relationship...
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    Why the World Hates America

    well it's difficult to say precisely what the motivations process is in committing ****** acts, that is very much based on the varied individual perspective, and I don't think that anyone here can fully comprehend such a thing, because that would require a person that was quite mad. I guess the...
  12. calpoon

    Attention All Freeones Members!!

    from what I heard they pretty much had full rights and access to anything you post. but who cares?
  13. calpoon

    Why the World Hates America

    All I did was take a sentence that you said and repeated it exactly as stated and then make a comment. How precsiely is that editing your post to make no sense? In fact, what I did was answer the question that I had presumed you asked, which was how France would feel about a ****** ****** at...
  14. calpoon

    Russian and US satellites collide

    haha. I like this guy.
  15. calpoon

    Jenna Haze: Should she get a boob job?

    yes, and she should not stop there either. with a little luck and a high priced plastic surgeon she can end up just like Jenna Jameson.
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    Lost

    yeah, it seems that a lot of people find this season very confusing. Odd, because I found it quite easy to follow and in fact I think it's too simplistic and straightforward in it's presentation of some story elements that have been alluded to/hinted at for four seasons and then "explained" in...
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    Why the World Hates America

    The loss of human life being incalculable in value, the Louvre contains works of art that document the scope of history's drive toward creativity and expression. The World Trade Center was a financial office building that was insured anyway. and what does that have to do with anything? are you...
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    Jacking To Sports

    wrestling is not a sport. especially when it involves women and jello.
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    4% of the bailout can end world hunger

    How do you figure that? He praised and brought public attention to the works of "historian" Nesta Webster, who was a major agitator in contemporary anti-masonic preaching and believer in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. I have a book of hers that purports that the Illuminati are Jews trying...
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    What do u say when u cum???

    "Oh, what a lovely tea party."
  21. calpoon

    America Olivo: Sexy Girl from new Friday the 13th

    America, fuck yeah.
  22. calpoon

    Devour the ****** above you.

    Jared from Subway
  23. calpoon

    Obama to sign stimulus bill today in Denver

    ZOMG it's the end of the world, we're all gunna die!
  24. calpoon

    How to enjoy sex with a fat Chick?

    The Nutty Professor? (no, I don't mean Voluptuary)
  25. calpoon

    Views Of Muslims

    If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
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    How to enjoy sex with a fat Chick?

    just make sure that she is on bottom. you don't want to get ********* to death.
  27. calpoon

    You're 8x More Likely to Be ****** By a Police Officer than Die in a Terrorist ******

    Re: You're 8x More Likely to Be ****** By a Police Officer than Die in a Terrorist At I've posted similar statistics before and I've been saying it all along. the only place that Muslims militants pose a potential threat to is Israel. They don't have a problem with most of the world, the...
  28. calpoon

    Do You Have A 'Type'?

    well, porn stars are nice because they fuck on film. that's always a plus. But with the other mediums I think that you have more of a visual range of features on display, as well as personalities, so on the whole I'd say that I generally find more musicians and actress attractive than porn...
  29. calpoon

    How to enjoy sex with a fat Chick?

    have sex with her. do I need to get more specific? what's not to get here?
  30. calpoon

    Why the World Hates America

    well what makes it better than? if not for the (human) inhabitants, than any species that is adapted to fit into it's ecosystem and environment will tell you that their land is the best, because it is certainly the best for them
  31. calpoon

    Transformers 2:Revenge Of The Fallen

    I have read Watchmen, that's the problem... I know I'm an ass for coming in here and bitching about TF2, and now bitching about watchmen, but I'll just say one last thing about it. The plot synopsis for the film actually says "set in an alternate universe in the year 1985". The existence of...
  32. calpoon

    Battle of the Villains!

    totally. and it's "stay puft" not state puft, he's not a communist marshmallow man.
  33. calpoon

    Why the World Hates America

    I know, isn't that weird? how can you be free if you have a leader? I think that groucho marx is the leader of the free world. why? because not only has he never tried to make anybody else follow his rules, but he's been dead for like 50 years, so he couldn't even if he wanted to. that's sounds...
  34. calpoon

    4% of the bailout can end world hunger

    Milton is kinda being harsh, but he does have a point. You also are the one that made the choice to create a new life into this world (or at least the choice to copulate), thereby diverting resources that could have gone towards an already existing person (say in the impoverished third world)...
  35. calpoon

    Koala love story wins hearts...

    wait till you see them mate. :throwup:
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    ***** life 'may exist among us'

    hmm. I don't know if I necessarily agree with every thing that Dr. Davies says, he has some weird ideas, but this kind of "outside the box" thinking is exactly what we need. The least that it could do would be to enforce our existing theories by falling flat, with higher ambitions of discovering...
  37. calpoon

    ****** Guy Christian Bale spoof

    not just people with tits. ;) i'm kidding. we wuv you torre! cheer up!
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    Views Of Muslims

    I think there is too much of a double standard here. When Palestinians **** innocent people they are terrorists, when Israelis do it they aren't. When Chechens **** innocent people they are terrorists, when Russians do it they aren't.... I'm not saying you are making that point, but that is...
  39. calpoon

    Why the World Hates America

    I think that most of the world is a lot smarter than most people (in America) give them credit for. Pretty much no one hates "America", recognizing that a country is made up of distinct and often conflicting entities. Most people disapprove of the policies of the American government and...
  40. calpoon

    4% of the bailout can end world hunger

    that's right ****. Don't make CMABzk92u turn this thread around right now and go home. Cuz he'll do it. now you play nice.
  41. calpoon

    ****** Guy Christian Bale spoof

    I hadn't heard the tape either. I think that he's awesome. I've never heard anyone get called a nice guy and a fucking asshole at the same time.
  42. calpoon

    Transformers 2:Revenge Of The Fallen

    I don't know man, have you seen How to Lose friends and Alienate people? It had not only Fox (hawt), but also simon pegg (hilarious) AND jeff bridges (the Dude!) and it sucked ass.
  43. calpoon

    ****** Guy Christian Bale spoof

    that doesn't even make sense. how do you punch someone with your mouth? wasn't that one of the things that ****** guy made fun of, using illogical phrases?
  44. calpoon

    ****** Guy Christian Bale spoof

    so the show is pretty just entirely a rip off of south park now?
  45. calpoon

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The International. Holy hell was that suspenseful, and one of the most realistic portrayals of international intrigue. the only bad thing I can say about it is that Naomi Watts could have had a bit more wide-ranging role for her acting capabilities, she really only showed off in one scene.
  46. calpoon

    Transformers 2:Revenge Of The Fallen

    Ok, so I admit that I just "don't get it." It obviously has an appeal to people that like the Transformers, and whatever it is, it satisfied what they wanted to see. But it is unmerited to call it a good movie by cinematic standards.
  47. calpoon

    Transformers 2:Revenge Of The Fallen

    and by "everything" you mean it had a large budget for special effects. yeah, it had that. What movie were you watching? I think you must have went into the wrong theater when you came back from the bathroom. yes, i did laugh a few times at how terrible the acting, dialogue and plot was. who...
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    Views Of Muslims

    thank god, I thought that were using holograms.
  49. calpoon

    Transformers 2:Revenge Of The Fallen

    Some alternate title ideas: Transformers 2: the quest for more money. Transformers 2: revenge of bad acting. Transformers 3: what? why do we need a number 2? that would necessitate a continuation of a plot, which the first one did not have. I'm glad you made clear that that statement was...
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