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  1. Facetious

    So, you are dead,......what if someone finds your stack of digital porn?

    I think that we would be deemed as outcasts of another kind altogether if our surviving ****** members found absolutely n-o-t-h-i-n-g objectionable on our hard drives . . . RIGHT? :dunno: As long as your ****** member(s) didn't come to find out that you were a closet fiend of something that...
  2. Facetious

    Hillary: US Debt shows sign of weakness

    Source / Full Story Just giving cred where it's due is all. :glugglug:
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    My Image Hosting Site ****** Me . . .

    My Image Hosting site ****** me and I would like some leads on a viable replacement, do any of you have any ideas on what would be the best replacement? Please, no dinosaur sites now, for I don't want to deal with a lot of posting regulations. Thanks ;)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    jpHHV5zx-nE&feature=related :nanner:
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    So, you are dead,......what if someone finds your stack of digital porn?

    What a legacy you would leave behind! :nanner: I don't even watch 'pron' and as you can see, I don't even like the word! The only thing that my ****** would find on my database is a collection of solo scantily clad babes posing in suggestive positions, nothing to regret about that! :bowdown:
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    Why do people want ****?

    I wouldn't dare have ******** unless I knew that I could appropriately provide for them . . none of that ''Hillary's Village'' stuff for my ****! . . . . . and in the event that I were to eventually become divorced from my future wife (a certain given in these progressive times . . . I know...
  7. Facetious

    Al Sharpton vs Jesse Jackson?

    Tossing Turkeys into a GE 90/ 115B @ +2:26 mins :nanner:
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    Al Sharpton vs Jesse Jackson?

    Who exactly adorned them each with *Reverend* status is what inquiring minds want to know. . . . .boy that Al can dance though! Have you seen him dance? Al . . . Final Answer! :nanner:
  9. Facetious

    The Republican Dirty Tricks Thread 2010

    :1orglaugh Isn't the approval percentage of congress hovering somewhere below 20%? OK , I'll give you 10+%. Let's call it 30% approval then :clap:
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    The United States of Inequality

    It IS pretty sickening to see what some of these CEO muthafookas :uhem: 'earn' in compensation, not to mention the golden parachutes they set up for themselves after they crash their representative corporations' stock share price. Example: A one Robert Nardelli destroyed the Home Depot stock...
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    64 y.o. Man Tased in His Own Home After Wife Calls Ambulance Because He Fell Down

    To you and me we take it in jest, but ask an EMT / Fire paramedic or a lawmen if they'd take it in jest, after all they're the first authorities to arrive on the scene of every suicide call. It's extremely serious business!
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    64 y.o. Man Tased in His Own Home After Wife Calls Ambulance Because He Fell Down

    You completely took that out of context, what I was referring to was precisely what I quoted . . . There, both inappropriate, erratic and not really relevant to the conversation. Kudos for your passion on this subject though. But was he acting belligerent, rambunctious and like a person who...
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    64 y.o. Man Tased in His Own Home After Wife Calls Ambulance Because He Fell Down

    Sort of off setting penalties as it were? Yeah, unless or until we find out that there's another dimension to the story we haven't yet heard, I'll have to agree, wrap it up already, this happened more than a year ago. What I would like to know is . . √ Was Mcfarland cooperating with the...
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    What TV show are you a closet fan of?

    Repeats / Reruns of SnhgpVb-u5s :1orglaugh
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    Men fuck for 30 min without cuming ?!

    In my early 20's I'd make it a habit to wring one out while in the shower just before my hot dates . . . it worked like a charm! One to Two hrs. easy. Then, as some of these girls and I became a regular thing I wouldn't need to pre-wring it at all. There's just something about a new woman...
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    Bogus FreeOnes Members

    Like This? :clap:
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    Taco Bell and Wheat Chex Cereal

    Waiting for Alexpnz to opine . . . Does more fiber mean better gas?
  18. Facetious

    Trannies On FreeOnes - Yay Or Nay?

    Naw, this is a destination website as it is, don't you dare change a thing! :nono:
  19. Facetious

    SkyscraperMan Just Finished His Climb...

    g23GiivXC78
  20. Facetious

    Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramadan

    Re: Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramad What kind of enemy uses their own women and ******** as shields? :nono:
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    Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramadan

    Re: Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramad On your knees beeatches!
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    Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramadan

    Re: Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramad Did the all inclusive - all acceptant club for men . . . . have too much to ***** last nite? :dunno: :D
  23. Facetious

    Meet the Tea Party--same as all the other U.S. political parties...

    Re: Meet the Tea Party--same as all the other U.S. political parties... Author: You're living in your own prison and you're not even aware of it. Did you grow up under heavy influence of the revolutionary youth movement or something? You make students for a democratik society seem like greedy...
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    Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramadan

    Re: Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramad They'd have me for lunch if I was there. :1orglaugh . . . whoopsy! there is no lunch during ramadan :o . . . dinner then:cthulhu:
  25. Facetious

    What Would You do?

    I couldn't imagine confronting a ''cute chick'' with such a thing, either your taste in women is compromised or ''cute chicks'' are simply swarming in your realm . . . meh . . prolly the former. :D Didn't you notice the dog pooh embedded in the tread of your sneakers? :tongue: Yeah! You'll...
  26. Facetious

    What TV show are you a closet fan of?

    Re: What TV show are you a closet fan of? None whatsoever! I did manage to watch about a half an hours worth of the WNBA Western Conf Finals today though. Don't tell Diva or anything :o BTW, who's the Center chick for Seattle? I'd slam that **** HARD! :love-smi: NOT! :eeew:
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    What pisses you off?

    Re: What pisses you off? 1) The tiny rubber bands that my ''paper boy'' (Vinh Nguyen a grown man in his early model Toyota Tercel) has been using in order to cut costs. The things are worthless! go look for yourself, take a peek down my block at about a quarter after 6 AM, the street is...
  28. Facetious

    New Zealand earthquake rips a new fault line across the world...

    You never know, there are few guarantees in life these days.:facepalm: Yes I think he does live there. Yes My lazy bad for not investigating beforehand. :o Apparently he is unmoved by all of the shakin we're hearing about.
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    Happy Hour!! (a little late)

    Zin, really? That's my fave red varietal actually. I enjoyed a glass of 'o4 Rabbit Ridge Estate Chardonnay with din din. :D :yummie: Not a bad **** for a close out price of $7.99/.750ml (regular $22). Always on the hunt for values you know. :o
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    Happy Hour!! (a little late)

    c0z6nfvFENw :glugglug:
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    Favourite Breed of Cats

    Of course it is, do you know what kind of Short hair happens to be my favourite? American! :D ;p Thank You revidffum! I heard that about half of all of the cats that reach the shelters have to be euthanized, that's really a pity. Over the years, I've adopted beautiful cats from the pound...
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    New Zealand earthquake rips a new fault line across the world...

    I hope Lungzyn's alright! Shout out to Lungzyn ((((((( I was 5 miles from the epicenter of the 7.1 Loma Prieta quake in '89 . . . it's wild when half of the water in the swimming pool goes over the roof of the house and floods your neighbor's side yard! :helpme:
  33. Facetious

    64 y.o. Man Tased in His Own Home After Wife Calls Ambulance Because He Fell Down

    I agree 100 % up to this point, however . . . Of all the bizarre if not completely irresponsible things Mcfarland could have said in the face of public safety / EMT people, ''If I had a *** I would shoot myself in the head'' has to be amongst the most provocative. Do you really think that the...
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    64 y.o. Man Tased in His Own Home After Wife Calls Ambulance Because He Fell Down

    ''Section 5150 is a section of the California Welfare and Institutions Code (specifically, the Lanterman-Petris-Short Act or "LPS") which allows a qualified officer or clinician to ************* confine a person deemed to have a mental disorder that makes them a danger to him or her self, and/or...
  35. Facetious

    I Just Saw That GregCentauro Closed a Thread??

    Well, said thread wasn't closed @ the behest of ''mrtre_ _ _", we know that much! :tongue: :cool:
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    Post a random song lyric

    Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You been out ridin' fences for so long now Oh, you're a hard one I know that you got your reasons These things that are pleasin' you Can hurt you somehow Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy She'll beat you if she's able You know the queen of...
  37. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    There is unrest in the forest There is trouble with the trees For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas The trouble with the maples (And they're quite convinced they're right) They say the oaks are just too lofty And they grab up all the light But the oaks can't help...
  38. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    ''Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen, Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy, Mercy sakes alive, looks...
  39. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Scorpions • Holiday Scorpions e47R7Z_jwkA
  40. Facetious

    ******* immigration down

    R re: ******* immigration down James Carville once said "It's the economy stupid" and this definitely applies! Unemployment is somewhere between 10 and 16 percent, therefore few employment opportunities exist and immigrants tend to go home, it's simple economics. I understand that the...
  41. Facetious

    T.I. fucks up once again...

    If the thread title read as "T.O. fucks up once again" it would have been more readily understandable. :1orglaugh
  42. Facetious

    How?

    I ain't clickin it until Roald clicks it! :D
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    Oil Rig Explodes In Gulf...AGAIN

    Canadian Oil sands it is then! :1orglaugh Dammit, there still better be oil available for when I finally get my 701/2 camaro runnin.. :looks at watch: :o
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    NWO-Illuminati, Bilderberg, FedR,Zionist, CFR, 9/11, Trilateral Commision [Agenda 21]

    Re: NWO-Illuminati, Bilderberg, FedR,Zionist, CFR, 9/11, Trilateral Commision [Agenda Spot on Vlad! This one's for you! :glugglug: Another one of the greatest was the recent $700 billion corporate bailout scheme . . . the democrats get $350B and the republicans get $350B . . . any time the...
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    NWO-Illuminati, Bilderberg, FedR,Zionist, CFR, 9/11, Trilateral Commision [Agenda 21]

    Re: NWO-Illuminati, Bilderberg, FedR,Zionist, CFR, 9/11, Trilateral Commision [Agenda Of course the upper hierarchy political realm is one giant conspiracy, why else would a politician dish out millions upon millions of their own net worth in order to secure a seat in congress that only pays...
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    NWO-Illuminati, Bilderberg, FedR,Zionist, CFR, 9/11, Trilateral Commision [Agenda 21]

    Re: NWO-Illuminati, Bilderberg, FedR,Zionist, CFR, 9/11, Trilateral Commision [Agenda ^ Don't you just luv all of these selectively open minded doubters! :facepalm: Cheney! & The Carlistle Group I say! :eek:
  47. Facetious

    Guys - pedicure question

    Sure, as long as the ordeal comes with a side of Won ton soup and egg rolls, why not? :clap: ''Oh, let's no foget fortoon kookie! I make u deal . . . today ownly . . . You want fortoon kookie with the 20 nail special top and bottom? I give u half hour in back closet wit one ov my kookie...
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    Oil Rig Explodes In Gulf...AGAIN

    He's such a regressive lil dinosaur isn't he? :D
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    64 y.o. Man Tased in His Own Home After Wife Calls Ambulance Because He Fell Down

    But I thought that he was well off of the ground and into the house at the time of the deputies arrival, the paramedics were clearing the scene, weren't they? I think that the deputies maybe misinterpreted this as a domestic ******** case. Mix domestic ******** and the mention of guns and you...
  50. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    The malleability of the politically captured individual . . give him or her a freebie once, twice and thrice and they're lazy for life and they'll continue to vote for the political apparatus that takes from the doers and gives to the . . . sorry I have to say this . . . loosers :eeew:
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