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  1. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Sell your soul to the devil

    most awesome response of the month so deliciously evil you the man
  2. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Top 10 Shameful Events in American History

    those racist southern folk started it dont ya know the succeeded from the union so they can continue to live in hypocrocy then fired upon fort sumter thats cause the two aint equal a two year old can see that what you are doing is pitting hippopotomas against a blue whale and telling...
  3. Zolf J. Kimbly

    So what do u think of the new Carmella Bing?

    i was wonderin why all the McDonalds have been put on high alert thanks for reminding me why via thread bump
  4. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Predictions for 2012 Republican Presidential Candidates?

    i hope a republican wins in 2012 cant wait my turn to complain about everything he/she does for the next 4 or 8 years(god forbid).
  5. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Black penis stereotype

    good question all stereotypes have some truth to them not all black guys have big dicks but u are probably more likely to find a big dick on a black dude than anywhere else just like u are more likely to find a tiny one on an asian dude probably started around slave days though only time i...
  6. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Historical event you would have liked to have witnessed?

    bad example scotty mccain cant lift his arms past a certain height due to all those years of ******* me being me just thought i'd throw that out there you can thank me later i take cash usually but me gettin positive rep from you has gotta be worth more than gold:D
  7. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs will someone please shoot 2012i if i see one more pink sock or one more apple fallin out of a girls ass i am gonna scream:mad:
  8. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Interracial marriage should be *******, say 46% of Mississippi Republicans in new pol

    Re: Interracial marriage should be *******, say 46% of Mississippi Republicans in new i think marriage should be ******* in general its a fuckin scam and it is ******* its just a fuckin bad idea are you implying that there are only 50 people in the state of mississippi?
  9. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Japanese and American Reaction to Disaster

    wouldnt be a thread without accusations of being a **** tossed about by yours truly
  10. Zolf J. Kimbly

    you gave me rep? what the hell!? satan must be doing his rendition of the Lion King on Ice with...

    you gave me rep? what the hell!? satan must be doing his rendition of the Lion King on Ice with jesus christ as his guest skater. congratulations you have managed to stun the zolfinator.
  11. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Afghans ****** UN Officials in Kabul

    okay ya got me it is a contradictory statement said the first thing that came to mind only realized that after i hit the submit button to lazy to go edit it and i thought it was funny but how do you know he aint a redneck? he meets the prerequistes flawlessly that is the first thing that...
  12. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Donald Trump is a "Birther" (and he's going to run for President)

    i didnt say trump was in the Klan he is too "Jew influenced" according to those jackasses i was makin a refrence to all the other birther loons not trump
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    Donald Trump is a "Birther" (and he's going to run for President)

    but you didnt say that his point wasnt valid. i think it is. especially with the *** totting klan crowd screaming that he was born in kenya :facepalm:
  14. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Afghans ****** UN Officials in Kabul

    :lame: zolf is far from a master stereotyper but with you and ur friends dyntine, georges, and bloodshott around as good examples i will have the artform mastered in no time:1orglaugh and for the record that guy is a redneck pastor he has the look of "I watch nascar in my underwear"...
  15. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Afghans ****** UN Officials in Kabul

    i knew this was gonna happen as soon as that story broke about the Quaran burnin redneck pastor he sealed the fates of those officials he owes some people an appology for makin shite worse
  16. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Obama Awarded for Openness in Private

    oh okay so advocatin the killin of ******s and jews is okay cuz its a part of their culture gotcha Zolf must have missed the memo sorry for the misunderstanding :rolleyes:
  17. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Obama Awarded for Openness in Private

    disturbing video first time i ever heard abot this i think the song in the background is what did it for me kanye west is a douschenozzle but that first amendment thing is a bitch to work with sometimes i feel the same way about prussian blue but nothin can be done about it welcome to america
  18. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Italy reels in horror as Jersey Shore finally hits airwaves

    :confused: gonna have to explain this to me only stereo type that i am used to dealin with is a Pioneer TS-A6994R me thinks thou hast taken to many hits of the exsquised bogota bullion. :dunno:
  19. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Italy reels in horror as Jersey Shore finally hits airwaves

    :rofl2: :1orglaugh stop, i cant take anymore!
  20. Zolf J. Kimbly

    .4 American hostages ****** by pirates, US says

    deader than dead? who is this guy, clint eastwood?:dunno:
  21. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Italy reels in horror as Jersey Shore finally hits airwaves

    i am shocked, SHOCKED! ......that me and meester actually agree on somethin :surprise:
  22. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    he looks good for 78 year old man
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    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    since readin this thread this song is stuck in my head QaG2Acg8n60 these thread tags dont make it any better
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    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    as nice as this thread has been so far the real party will be complete when BDG shows up also LOL @ the thread tags im laughin my ass off
  25. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    how the hell did you quote my post in a post that appeared ahead of said post that was quoted in this thread you got esp or sumthin? :wtf: and i thought japan didnt have nukes cause they werent allowed too have them along with a standin army after the war cuz when a white person expresses...
  26. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    i know what he is afraid of its called white guilt i find it funny that the guys who pull the trigger fastest on others are usually the ones who feel the heat most it is cuz he and his boyz on this board have some collective fear of minority retaliation for all the wrongs his ancestors and...
  27. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    first couple of pages in this thread made me feel like i had made a wrong turn at the intersection of "aryan nation" blvd and "Sieg heil" street followed by another wrong turn at "get the fuck outta here darkie" avenue :1orglaugh gonna be interestin to see how things pan out over the next...
  28. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Obese Ohio Man Found Fused to Chair He Sat in for 2 Years

    neither does france the phrase "cheese eating surrender monkeys" never loses its appeal:nanner:
  29. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Dying Detroit: Haunting photos highlight the decline of US's once-great Motor City

    Re: Dying Detroit: Haunting photos highlight the decline of US's once-great Motor Cit just nuke the place and make it a landfill already save the people of detroit from more misery
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    'Why is Israel apologising all the time' Sarah Palin on whistlestop tour of Jerusalem

    Re: 'Why is Israel apologising all the time' Sarah Palin on whistlestop tour of Jerus no they dont you can lead a ***** to water but you cant make em ***** the country of isreal is every bit the trouble maker that Sadaam was we need to cut ties with them
  31. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Los Angeles 'is a Third World city'

    nice try centrist that state was in better shape before the "governator" stepped his inept german ass in there
  32. Zolf J. Kimbly

    What should Rachel Starr do next?

    more anal!!
  33. Zolf J. Kimbly

    ***** Life found in Meteorite

    crude shameless brash mean that was a dick move worthy of the zolfster himself i like this guy :clap:
  34. Zolf J. Kimbly

    I Knew Regular White Chicks Could Booty Shake Too!

    meh... the booty in this thread is aiight at best. neither video shows off a true bubble butt like zolf usually pulls when I exert my swagger to the fullest. :pimpdaddy
  35. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Ralph Nader--It's time to eliminate college athletic scholarships

    i never said they were the same i said they were alike because you gotta be awesome at what you do in order to get one be it physics, track and field, or volleyball you have to be good to get paid to be in school for it if a college wants to use you to increase its profit and notority then...
  36. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Ralph Nader--It's time to eliminate college athletic scholarships

    :bs: how the hell is that off topic? what he said has relevance to the core fo the problem colleges invest in people gifted in athletics and academia because they ultimatley generate fortunes for the school they dont just give out scholarships all willy nilly to any run of the mill athlete...
  37. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Is Carmella Bing obese/fat/over-weighted ?

    me thinks the large part of folks in this thread sayin she aint fat are just sayin it cause she is famous if any normal person where to have that many jelly rolls there would be no doubt that she is fat why should an exception be made for this woman? fat is fat if she wore a big red tshirt...
  38. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Penis size world chart!

    i wondered why the average penis size was 4.9 inches i guess a 2 billion motherfuckas with small dicks is enough to drag everyone down
  39. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt rancher

    Re: Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt ranche
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    Apple, Steve Jobs under fire for approving app that claims to cure homosexuality

    you wouldnt happen to be filming this stuff and selling it at exhorberent prices would you?:drool1:
  41. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Ignorance or Apathy?

    someone is still on the crusade :1orglaugh
  42. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Ignorance or Apathy?

    i picked apathy ignorance is easier to fix aslo ignorance doesnt cause apathy a lot of people these days are ignorant because of apathy tho
  43. Zolf J. Kimbly

    ******** Porn

    :1orglaugh word!
  44. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Rep. Michele Bachmann May Run for President to Repeal "Obamacare"

    this bachman lady is just ridiculous the fact that she is even taken seriously just goes to show how far america has fallen how this woman ever got so far is a mystery america is definately scraping at the bottom floor of the abyss now :facepalm:
  45. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Americans Are the "Most Attractive" People in World, Poll Finds

    number 1? they must have been aware that I live here :pimpdaddy
  46. Zolf J. Kimbly

    Dayton Police Lower Standards: 'F' Now a Passing Score For Recruits

    2TiMtDhiJ2o who aspires to be a cop nowadays anyway? the job is dangerous the pay sucks and apparently it doesn't take much to be one
  47. Zolf J. Kimbly

    SHEMALE SNAKES: Males say: screw genetics! If it smells like a female, I'm gonna mate

    Re: SHEMALE SNAKES: Males say: screw genetics! If it smells like a female, I'm gonna thats a tranny?:surprise: you know i just might have to.... no..no! Bad Zolf! Go sit in the corner!:******:
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