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The same could be said for corporations having to rely on government. Without roads, the goods do not move. Without regulation, the larger corporations eat the *** and pop stores alive (which we are seeing). Without electricity and water, no electricity and water. Without trash removal, refuse...

Am I in your last will?

I wonder what the actual site of Factcheck.com has to say about his actual tax rate, rather than FoxNews?

That is not Herman Cain, that is Sam's ***.

Which troll? Seriously...I can think of three in the political section and four who frequent this section who warrant being ignored - yet usually are not. I thought you were dead! Zombie!

I am Biggus Dickus. I am fwom Wome.

I only read the title and first two sentences of the post, so I can only assume you are leaving forever, Roald, and this is not some pathetic cry for attention because you are going on vacation or something lame like that. And, if you are leaving a job such as this, I can only assume it is...

Why become that which you ****?

I blew my Frogger a lot, and some strange white liquid came out of it.

It's not my fault those get me hard as a...well, you know...

I'd take a crack at it. After that, it would feel like the earth had moved.

It is the revenge of BaconSalt, I tell you! He has come to haunt us! Next it will be salt! SALT! They Days of End are upon us! Hide your ********, **** and eat your neighbors! I hear that, if you cook them just right, they taste like bacon.

If you are unable to see past politics in order to enjoy/not enjoy a mode of entertainment, then your life is worth very little.

Dear Miss Hybrid; According to our agreement, signed by myself, cosigned by my penis and witnessed by a picture of yourself, your seat on my face and my lap have been reserved until I grow tired of you, which will most likely be never. So, yeah...I am still waiting. Signed Stan...

People should also be able to open the emergency door and sit on the wing to take a smoke, too.

Terrible idea, those. How is a guy supposed to sit with his balls out in a place like that?

A professional wrestler who becomes President? Nope. Been done before.

Bullets will only increase the chance of our species' extinction.

You know what is the great thing about this post? Besides having absolutely no idea who it is addressed to? No lady has posted in this thread since the last time smoothy last posted in this thread. Which means he is basically calling one of us dudes a "pretty lady" If that does not send a chill...

That is why I like Seattle. A lot of the good eating places were in the most unsuspecting areas. One was in one of those tin buildings that looked like it had been thrown up overnight...but the food was swimming in taste. Another looked like a greasy spoon dive where everyone was crammed...

In spite of the misspellings, grammatical errors, lack of message and the fact that the page is a major memory hog, it only suck totally out loud.

Romney is made the same mistake McCain made in 2008: he sold his soul to get elected and cannot turn around. Both tried to appease the radicals who have quickly taken over the Republican party, instead of trying to make sense of the issues. Both got a whole lot of money during the primaries from...

Ninjas. I'm not fucking afraid of ninj...*gah!* *gurgle!* *THUMP*

Not really a burger joint guy. Any fast food going - McD, Wendy's, Sonic, White Castle, etc. are complete ****. Eating burgers made on a chain gang are not a way to go. There was a place in Bowling Green, Ohio that was quite good...greasy, but spicy and very filling. Place got condemned a couple...

I have a sudden urge to shoot kittens out of a t-shirt cannon.

Come on, guys, give the guy a break. Take it from a fellow writer that he IS a great writer. Ignore the misspellings, grammatical errors, punctuation errors, typos, misrepresentations of facts, plot holes, lack of character development, shallow dialogue, inability to articulate a point and a...

Our Dark Lord loves smillies. He said you are doing a spectacular job and will be rewarded with anal sex for eternity, as the Blessed Receiver.

I have never used it. I have my own mental ignore button.

While that is a lot of words and you do not state your true desires verbatim, I know exactly what you want. And the answer is "Yes." I will fuck you in the ass and cum all over your hot face. Fortunately, you have provided me in the past enough information to find you, I know your address, and I...

Watch it, Perry...you are ******* off The Dark Lord, fucker! I will have to sacrifice another virgin (known as a "christian" in these parts) in His name!

Fun Fact: Kittens explode from the inside three minutes after the ingestion of broccoli. So, the aftermath of this video...not so cute.

Welcome back! Now, on to Sam: I have to say, watching the pure desperation in Sam's posts right now is utterly hilarious. I mean, seriously, this is a fantastically fun slo-mo meltdown. What is truly pathetic is that, per usual, his threads continue to be of no substance. Little does he...

Mitt got his (Ryan also go federal aid during his younger years) - in their minds, the rest can go fuck themselves.

Lookin' pretty gay there, dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

The forests I go through have creeks, rivers, trees, shrubbery, wild ******* and such. They do not have well-worn paths nor benches.

I put in a vote for Walking Dead, though I could see some argue on if it is a drama or horror. Dexter is quite good, though I missed last season since my DVR deemed it no longer existed. I am pretty sure Fringe nor Leverage could be classified as dramas, but I quite enjoy both.

He is saying the same thing in that post that he says in literally every one of my posts, Harley...my penis is awesome, he wants to be with it. His snow fort story...it was actually about my penis. I'm not sure what dirk's problem is, but it is rather disturbing.

I say we put the crazy Islams, crazy Christians, crazy Jews and so on, put them on a big island with the weapons of their choice and let their little gods sort the bodies out. Only rule is, the only weapons they get will be those weapons which can be used to **** each other. For instance, no...

Put me in that list of guys who would have nailed her to the wall, pre-boob job. Ah well...it is her body.

So, once again, you provide no facts. A post full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

...then out of the fog comes mamma, and nothing was heard from them again...

I ask for proof and you give me a link to a discussion on a forum where, as it turns out, the compass was reading wrong because of a mechanical failure in the manufacturing of the compass. You truly do not have a grasp on what "science" is, do you? Once again...give me sound, solid scientific...

No references needed, but logic, something you obviously lack. Mitt is saying that all of those in that 47 percentile are Obama supporters. Meaning that 47 percent of those who live in the U.S. are Obama supporters. Also meaning that 100 percent of Obama supporters do not pay taxes. If you can...

Within seconds of this picture being taken, BlueBalls will be on one end, dirk on the other...

Not a very good answer, at all. Again, how is it scientifically possible for a compass to not work in the forest? Do you have any proof for this (links and such would be helpful. I searched, and found nothing). I mean, in reading what you are saying, I am getting a rather good idea that you...

Always been a fan of her.

I was kind of hoping for something like this... 1lD1JZUog0s OK, I'll bite. How is is scientifically possible that a compass does not work in a Finnish forest?

That is freaking hilarious! Negative rep on its way for you...

What is sad, and what he does not realize, is that many of those freeloaders relying off the government are actually his supporters. What is even sadder, those particular supporters have absolutely no idea how much Romney actually loathes them.

Actually, I quite like people who have differing opinions from my own, as long as their views provide intellectual stimulation, as long as they can back up their opinions with coherent thoughts, as long as they provide and offer more knowledge. I've quite a bit of respect for those who can...