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Still active? you'll have to wait a long time for me to go away :elaugh: so far I've only just been warming up :eek: hope you've all had a great Christmas and a great new year :iloveyou:

You'd regret that! I have a funny habit of turning up in the most unusual of places :surprise:

Never thought of that - but its too late, just put my order in, so it should be on its way soon :nanner:

I'm rich :2 cents:

I'm still working on my first ....

Its bigger than you think...really it is.....really, really big

I got the silver sixpence from the christmas pudding!

'feel for our friends in Blighty – the UK recently saw gas prices spike to $7.30 a gallon' yes but over two thirds of that is tax! The fuels the cheap part! But thanks for thinking about us :tinhat:

I'd just have to give you this http://www.speakeasydistribution.com/store/wigs/tony-wig-ginger-wigs-/prod_2257.html should help with the old comb over :angels:

Danica.....can't think why :drool1: Danica1 Danica2

Its better than rain! But -20c tonight thats getting silly!

Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing Surely not :angels:

I can't really think I've ever met an unpleasant Aussie :surprise: as for teasing you - I've always thought that deep down we only really tease the people we like, the Scots, Welsh, Irish etc even the French :why:!

Just wishing everyone a very Happy Christmas and a hot and horny New Year! :nannerf2:

Hello, hope you have a Happy Christmas :)

The Cure...

I didn't think anyone brought magazines anymore...how quaint :facepalm:

Tasteless Cheddar cheese.

I'm the coldest MILF.... -10 ****** freezing ;-)

I live out in the wild west country! But I'm normally in London every week or so ;-)

Blimey......The Reformation?

Somewhere I've got a Union Jack bikini I think, but I might have lost it last time I was on HMS Invincible!

1.Yes/No 2.No 3.No 4.These Saxe-Coburgs do tend to live for ages. 5.Life 5.No 6. 7.We lost a lovely Oak tree because of her! 8.No 9. 10.Stuttgart Thanks Larss for helping out - don't worry about the Redhead thing.

and the same to you :party:

as I've asked can we have a better question/subject !

Not really :anonymous can we have a better question please ;)

Oh..."you are awful but I like you":boobies: Nighty night. . .

I'm off to bed - I'll ***** on that :eek:

If its clotted cream you're on :drool1::drool1::drool1:

Thanks for the tip!

White pudding with seared scallops....lovely......oh, sorry I've gone all lardy-dar :surprise:

Do you like mushy peas with your faggots?

Lovely fresh faggots from the butchers in Monmouth......9 Church Street, Monmouth!

What next Faggots :drool1:

No it's not - it's payed from national insurance...well those of us that pay it :dunno:

I'd love to oblige - Canada is a lovely place, but you have a problem. No ******* in your Cider :facepalm: west country Cider has taken my tits from 32B to 32DD

No, but, yeh, but, no, but,, what are they doin' on our patch or sumthin' or nuffin' or sorta like thing coz they is well gonna get beat-ins!

I've got a bit of a latex problem! I've a very expensive handmade latex catsuit....but - and here's the problem - my boobs have got too big :surprise: can't zip the damn thing up! It takes about an hour to put it on it's sooo tight, but as soon as you try to zip my boobs into it they just don't...

Aston Martin DB4 GT Zagato.

Mars.....the Red Planet.

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Re: Redhead Lovers Unite! Mine is me :drool1: Red XXX

I'm sort of here - just updating my website thingy :surprise:

When you ring a computer help line.....and all they give you is a load of computer speak...:why:

Thanks :tongue:

Why do other people play their bad taste in music so ****** loud :sing:

It's always teatime for me :yummie: A nice cuppa with scones and clotted cream :)

Just for baddycaddy and vodkazvictim :)

Mr Berry - this is a much better list.....but I'd lose Brain Wilson and Ozzy Osbourne add Paul McCartney and Ray Davies.

Big ***** vs Giant Haystacks great UK heros :eyeso: