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No. I am so magnificently and regularly pleasured by M'Lady that I don't need to be in the chase with the common herd. :D

It's old school sailor speak from the days of masted ships. Sheets = sails If three sails (sheets) are loose then when the wind catches them the ship will lurch about - like a *****. However, 'three sheets to the wind' is a phrase, not a word.

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I can guarantee that 85% of the members here are so sexually desperate they'd chase a geriatric ***** with the clap if it meant getting laid.

Apparently the 'how thick is your smegma?' competition was won by Roald.

I usually find any car will repel a woman if you drive it into her fast enough.

Looks like a mug shot. Which are usually taken after naughtiness. So, yes.

That's not mayo. It's the yeasty fermentations she scrapes from between her belly jelly rolls.

I think your sexual orientation is probably better defined by what you enjoy sticking your dick in, rather than the fact you have the same musical tastes as the average 50-something trailer park house-frau, who passes her days smoking Export A while watching Oprah re-runs and masturbating with...

Try this

Have you ever played 'Punch Buggy'?

Coming soon. iLiver.

I hear Ghadaffi is currently looking for employment opportunities. Let's give him a go.

I think their religious practices should be honored; that way, they can't complain when I stone one of them to death for some ***** offence against my beliefs.

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You are a strange man, Johnny ...

Evil Palin is mainly Evil

This thread is clearly in need of ToC to bring clarity to the fog of misperception, partisan mud-slinging and sub-optimal flaming. Palin is nothing less than a piece of demonic **** flung out of the very bowels of hell for being just too stinky. She is intellectually feeble, politically naive...

There seems to be a slight similarity ....yea, sue the fuckers.

The proper title should be. Roald Pumping Ass :D

Hey thar! How've you been? P.S. - you rock!

Any time, any place, anywhere ......:D :iloveyou:

Hmmm. May have to upgrade that to a pounding.

I totally agree re: IE and preloading. But as far as Chrome being n00b unfriendly ..well, maybe for a while, but even allowing for that 'fault' the overall performance of Chrome/Iron kicks the **** out of anything else out there.

M'Lady keeps my pecker very busy - to the point where i rarely masturbate anymore. Seems pointless when I can get a hummer pretty much any time I please ...:D In other words, I come here for the (occasionally good) conversation, chit-chat and fellowship, not the tits and ass. Although, that helps.

Given what a vainglorious little prick he is, I bet he ****** with a mirror on his side of the bed, so the first thing he sees in the morning is this: Of course, when I look at this picture what I see is this:

Unbound .. at last. I was getting worried. Nice work FO Script Ninjas!!!

_-60HA3exyo

Alas, poor FireFox, we knew you well .... It's all over for FF - it's the MySpace of browsers - awesome in its time, now overtaken, outdated and out of touch. Next ........

I don't masturbate In public anymore :D

Emma Stone.

Re: North London rioters burn police cars, bus and shops over police shooting 'gangst Now this is how you deter looters ...... Well, that and offering them a fair day's pay for a fair day's work ...... flee, flee .....

Is the Pope a pervert? Are the French strutting little popinjays? Do bears, bear?; do bees, bee? Does Dirk masturbate on hobos' faces? Good question.

You are cheaper than Chinese food. And nowhere near as tasty. FAIL.

I'd fuck her just to annoy her.

I wish you'd get fucked. By a huge, hairy sailor with a fine collection of exotic genital diseases.

Huh. Cheating on me with Lurky are you? This may earn you a spanking.

You are so my bitch.

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Only if you've wiped Johnny's ****** ass juices off them first.

Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V You don't though, so you should be. :kettle: