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I've seen the uncensored version :elaugh:

Just meant you sound like an asshole to me not her :D hmmm Lesbian serial killer. She could have some medical condition she's embarassed about, anything from anorexia/bulimia to IBS, not uncommon in young women. There is also the possiblity she doesn't want a boyfriend, I tend to feel women get...

You're beginning to sound like an asshole too but that can't be helped. Seeing as you're in the same class together you should be doing some group work pretty soon so get her number (if you already haven't) on the premise that you may need to discuss work, then you begin texting on a regualr...

Funny I'm 31 and have also started to go grey! I'm not even that well yet still ***** myself to work in the ****** business and have never claimed anything, then I see all these young strong fit and healthy guys who choose to waste away and live off the state by doing nothing and it makes me...

To further disgust you, in the UK these parasites on welfare (plain lazy not disabled or looking for work etc) have £5 ($7.88) taken out of their welfare money to go towards their *** per week, £5 on top of the money and flat/home the government will ALSO give the ******. Being a single mum...

Re: Nikki Minaj Nicki Minaj puts her bottom behind her in modest photo shoot, but says she's still 'weird' like Lady Gaga Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1359942/Nicki-Minaj-puts-her-modest-photo-shoot-says-shes-weird-like-Lady-Gaga.html#ixzz1EqGUNQJH

Supermodel Heidi Klum gets a makeover... by a seven-year-old boy! Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1359930/Heidi-Klum-gets-makeover-seven-year-old-boy-Seriously-Funny-****.html#ixzz1EqFOkHFV

You mean like this guy? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315005/After-15-********-14-women-hes-branded-Britains-feckless-******-So-does-feel-ANY-shame-Read---*****-pressure-.html

Just for you Dirk http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359958-0D53C7E5000005DC-355_634x858.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359958-0D53C684000005DC-470_634x858.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359958-0D53C690000005DC-13_306x423.jpg...

Revealed, the new mug shot of Arizona shooting suspect Jared Loughner that his lawyer didn't want you to see http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359723-0D511A38000005DC-213_224x368.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359723-0D511A30000005DC-660_224x368.jpg...

What's the catch?

One guess mate........ http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_ar/assets/widget_ddNhZomMDju7ju4AmZLlda.jpg

If you find the right woman you could even satisfy 4 men with just the ears http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Young_woman_with_stretched_ear_piercing.jpg http://www.bellaonline.us/~bodyart/gatewood/ear_stretch.jpg...

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One of the benefits of ordering Pizza everday I guess, my local pizza place(s) would never do this

Re: Cat on camera: The feline burglar who has stolen more than 600 items from neighbo http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=5445286&posted=1#post5445286

Why does the little boy call him she twice :dunno:

Depends how many she's cooking for :dunno:

That road reminds me of the Dam Sideshow Bob and his ******* Cecil were building in The Simpsons

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How about: Kick einer Frau ins Gesicht

I know :(

Don't Bieber know what you Bieber mean Bieber

Maybe the price should go up after each abortion so either you'll learn to use protection as you can't afford the next abortion or you end up having the *** because you can't afford to abort it and as you struggle with parenthood you vow never to practice unsafe sex again. Of course this...

Most likely the fish, one of the main reasons I eat little meat or fish, I'm scared of getting food poisoning :pukey:

That's L3ggy's uncle L5ggy. A weird loner often seen hanging around outside schools and has a history of ******* and **** *****

My Cholesterol

**** yourself

He took it better than me

I think the truck was coming to pour cement in

That might be too much for her, have you seen the size of a Polish sausage :surprise: http://www.life123.com/food/sides/sausage/polish-sausage.shtml

What's wrong with fish and chips :tongue:

It was meant to be light hearted, it's been 66 years so I hope we can all have a bit of a joke about things without getting too offended :glugglug: So you're half Polish, I'm surprised you're not playing as a striker for the German national team :D

Damn you've already started to change after just one day, how much did Petra give you for your soul :D

London's a great place unless you live here. If you punch/kick/spit on someone here they'll apologise to you, we're that friendly!

Sounds like they treated you like they treated Poland, Poland hasn't been able to walk properly since :D

Best option is to PM Petra, Roald doesn't speak very good English although it's a lot better than his Dutch :D

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=486854

Anal cancer is another one to avoid

Yes, BlueBalls, Dirk, Stan and *****. They were even happier when they found out it wasn't human. When I tried to offer them the woman in my proper avatar (Left) they were disgusted and refused to have her.

Eat her pussy and get cancer :dunno:

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He'll have to as he never leaves that section, I've never seen him post in Talk to the best of my knowledge

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Damn E.T. aint how I remembered it

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Only on South Park though :( 6QMY7X34RZ8 Better version (can't embed) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW_hob9R_RI&feature=related