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  1. Born2Jizz

    What should I name my penis?

    "Mick the Dick"! :D:1orglaugh:rofl:
  2. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Helter Skelter' by Motley Crue J6-rBDjUM_4
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    ***: I'll **** my ***'s ******** if he's released...

    Plus, you have to think about this: what else does the ****** have in his life that he couldn't give up to sate his pent up rage? :dunno: His *** was stolen, sexually ******, ******, mangled, cooked, eaten, and then had his bones stuffed in a drawer next to a detailed journal of the...
  4. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue *Being a male ******, I feel this is an appropriate theme song for me! :D:dunno: bHP6U5vQ3mU
  5. Born2Jizz

    Would It Bother You If

    :dito: Did I NOT state TWICE (this being the 3rd...) now that I appreciate/ thank you for your input?? :why::dunno:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Space Lord" by ******* Magnet W8V0r_sK2fw
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    Would It Bother You If

    Right? :dunno::wtf: LOOK. I'm not debating the validity of your statements, I'm dating the necessity of them. You can't think like a guy. PERIOD. And a woman's opinion isn't what we need on this particular subject. This is a "hey dude" type question. Although (like I said before)...
  8. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Help! I'm Alive" by Metric ZoK63Bk7pgw
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    Fact About Yourself Thread

    I'm sorry to hear to hear that my friend... :******: Here, just for you: XnbjuLpOZPw 1Hl5PTt_fTE 5UBU7oPW7go :eek::eek::eek: :ban2::ban2::ban2::eek::eek::eek: Gimme your fucking Irish card!! :mad::mad:
  10. Born2Jizz

    Would It Bother You If

    :yesyes::yesyes: No offense meant/thanks for the input, but you're a girl. You don't exactly have the same perspective here as us guys do... :bowdown::dunno:
  11. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "No Leaf Clover" by Metallica sf5DY4ylufE
  12. Born2Jizz

    Nice internet resours, but not rus language

    :confused: What the FUCK are we talking about???!!!!!! :dunno: *I'm so confused.... :facepalm::******:
  13. Born2Jizz

    Southern Brooke: How she looks better?

    I'd say curvy, because her tits/ass are bigger (which is totally "Winning"... :D), but she still has a weird looking face to me. :2 cents::dunno:
  14. Born2Jizz

    Would It Bother You If

    Yes and no. It would be weird that that's the reason she was still attracted to me (does she still have residual feelings for him then?), but the fact that she sticks with me would prove to me that I have something (or things) going for me that are better than what he had to offer. So I'd...
  15. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "The Unforgiven II" by Metallica vcWtsthvZH4
  16. Born2Jizz

    Clash Of Titans: J LO or Kim Kardashian

    :eek: People don't like big asses?! :eek:
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    Oh my gosh! I drive through that every day on my way to the springs and back!! I've been to...

    Oh my gosh! I drive through that every day on my way to the springs and back!! I've been to The RockYard Brew House a lot! :glugglug: Grab a **** sometime? :shy::dunno:
  18. Born2Jizz

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Damn right you are! :nono: ..........pictures? :shy::dunno: For me I'm totally "Winning" with :nanner::sing: CoooOOOoooOORRS!!! :sing::nanner: :glugglug: DMXbU4eNWlI *Sidebar-The voice in the commercial sounds like Sam Elliot. :dunno:
  19. Born2Jizz

    Hell yes! :D:glugglug: Thank you for the rep! :bowdown: Do you live in Denver too? :dunno:

    Hell yes! :D:glugglug: Thank you for the rep! :bowdown: Do you live in Denver too? :dunno:
  20. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "The Memory Remains" by Metallica mSfVbr8rYJ0
  21. Born2Jizz

    Charlie Sheen

    Wow good call! :D:thumbsup: I was saying Hunter S. Thompson, but I think that you're actually more accurate! Good one, sir! :hatsoff::glugglug:
  22. Born2Jizz

    Well I can't live without my computer (I mean, I built the damn thing...), so I had to bring...

    Well I can't live without my computer (I mean, I built the damn thing...), so I had to bring that which I brought one game for. Neverwinter Nights 2! :D:bowdown:
  23. Born2Jizz

    Clash Of Titans: J LO or Kim Kardashian

    Well they both suck (no adult pun intended), but as far as ass/hotness goes, I guess I'd pick Kim. :facepalm: God save my soul. :facepalm:
  24. Born2Jizz

    Niche porn.

    :dito::facepalm: *****... :wtf:... Seek help, my friend. Please. :facepalm: A few more of these and we'll have to have a Freeones Loves Vodkazvictim Intervention! :o
  25. Born2Jizz

    Balls of steel

    :eek: That guy's a badass!! I probably would have shat myself... Do you know how bad he'd fuck himself up if he wrecked?! :eek: Good job to that dude, damn...
  26. Born2Jizz

    who is your favourite milf?

    FUCKING hard to choose!!!! :mad: Out of that list I picked Julia Ann. :dunno:
  27. Born2Jizz

    Who is your best friend?

    :eek: *Runs away from Alisa and hides...*
  28. Born2Jizz

    They're still in Wisconsin... :******: I flew out here and could only bring what I could fit...

    They're still in Wisconsin... :******: I flew out here and could only bring what I could fit into 1 carry on and 2 50# checked bags... :******: So they're out there in boxes: packed, taped, and labeled ready to be shipped out as I can afford them to be... :******: *It was the only way...
  29. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Fuel" by Metallica Wdqo9aO0fyo
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    :yummie: I just opened my lone 24oz. can of Mickey's, and hopefully soon I can get the ball rolling on my 6 pack of Coors! :drool2: I'm hoping that If I ***** them quick enough, I'll have a healthy buzz... :dunno:
  31. Born2Jizz

    Yeah I feel ya! :******: I just moved to Denver and started a new job and started at a weird...

    Yeah I feel ya! :******: I just moved to Denver and started a new job and started at a weird point in the pay period, so my first couple of checks are all jacked up until I get into the rhythm of things... Plus I bounce between to different places with two different pay periods. PLUS, I am...
  32. Born2Jizz

    Thank you so much!! :D:glugglug::kiss: I love it! That was nice of you to say! :D

    Thank you so much!! :D:glugglug::kiss: I love it! That was nice of you to say! :D
  33. Born2Jizz

    Good! :D Excited to get paid tomorrow so I can immediately turn around and spend it all on...

    Good! :D Excited to get paid tomorrow so I can immediately turn around and spend it all on **** and cigarettes, then be broke again until next wednesday. :facepalm: How about you? :dunno:
  34. Born2Jizz

    No thanks needed! :D Congrats again, and thanks for the rep! :hatsoff::glugglug:

    No thanks needed! :D Congrats again, and thanks for the rep! :hatsoff::glugglug:
  35. Born2Jizz

    Charlie Sheen

    Why, I don't mind if I do! :) *Takes a smoke and a licorice* Thanks, Charlie Sheen! :hatsoff:
  36. Born2Jizz

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? :1orglaugh UwlSWLHd_KI
  37. Born2Jizz

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice
  38. Born2Jizz

    Right? I couldn't resist!! :D

    Right? I couldn't resist!! :D
  39. Born2Jizz

    :D:1orglaugh Thanks for the rep, friend! :D:hatsoff::glugglug:

    :D:1orglaugh Thanks for the rep, friend! :D:hatsoff::glugglug:
  40. Born2Jizz

    Lol so that's why my vision sucks! :D Thanks for the rep, man! :hatsoff::glugglug:

    Lol so that's why my vision sucks! :D Thanks for the rep, man! :hatsoff::glugglug:
  41. Born2Jizz

    Kim Kardashian or every other woman on the planet.

    :D:1orglaugh:rofl: ...wait. Can we? :dunno:
  42. Born2Jizz

    ***: I'll **** my ***'s ******** if he's released...

    The thread reminds me of "A Time To ****". :dunno: O90-DO9P6q0
  43. Born2Jizz

    Chloe Reese Carter - AKA: Chloe Reece Ryder, Kailyn Carter, Anastasia Ivanova

    Re: Chloe Reese Carter 34-G Tits and Hot as Hell! http://www.getyourstrokeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chloe_reese-23.jpg http://www.getyourstrokeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chloe_reese-33.jpg ^ iOVoihYFvbI
  44. Born2Jizz

    Kim Kardashian or every other woman on the planet.

    :dito: Perfectly stated. :glugglug: *Sidebar- Can we close the thread now due to excessive :*****: :dunno:
  45. Born2Jizz

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? I'm in some kinda mood! 3rd pull for today: Lisa Ann in Digital Playground's "Teachers" :D
  46. Born2Jizz

    Charlie Sheen

    :eek: Wait. You could DIE as a soldier?! :eek: I thought you ran and hid until your health bar refills!! :dunno:
  47. Born2Jizz

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Cheyenne Hunter for my second pull today :D:dunno:
  48. Born2Jizz

    Agreed! :glugglug:

    Agreed! :glugglug:
  49. Born2Jizz

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    187 _B6Tfti7yr4
  50. Born2Jizz

    Dude! Tell me about it! I'm having the same feeling.

    Dude! Tell me about it! I'm having the same feeling.
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