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When you're getting paid millions of dollars by Disney to be a role-model for young girls, you're held to a higher standard. Go ahead and party all you want, Miley. Just don't do it in front of a fucking camera!!! :cool:

I refuse to share my movie ideas. I've already seen about a dozen of them get made after I tell somebody about them. :cool:

The lack of Karla Lane in this thread saddens me. :******:

Oblivion wasn't perfect but it was still awesome. The previous game in the series however, Morrowind, was a fucking masterpiece. My favorite game ever. I creamed my pants a little when I heard about Skyrim. That'll be a pre-order-release-day-delivery-schedule-the-rest-of-the-week-off game for...

I'd get myself ***** then give myself a blowjob in the alley behind the bar. Yeah, I said it. :cool:

Jennifer is nominated for a Golden Globe! Awesome!!! BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION a. HAYLEY ATWELL PILLARS OF THE EARTH b. CLAIRE DANES TEMPLE GRANDIN c. JUDI DENCH RETURN TO CRANFORD d. ROMOLA GARAI EMMA e. JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT THE...

I remember that scene being less than satisfying. You never saw tits and face at the same time leading me to think it was two body doubles and not Jennifer and Gina. :cool: edit: I just watched the clips (thought they were just pics). Seems my memory on that was incorrect.

Re: Ass Implants! Does this skirt make me look fat? No. BUT YOUR ASS DOES!!! :cool:

I didn't really get "stoned" until I'd smoked it three or four times. It may just take your body awhile to be affected. :cool:

He didn't mention if it has any kind of safety sensor to make it stop closing if something is still in the doorway. :cool:

Look for a way out. I don't take well to being imprisoned.

Seriously. If the bitch wants to charge for the sun, she better be prepared to take full responsibility for it. So everyone who's had sunburn, every ****** of someone who's died of heat exposure, every farmer who's lost a crop to drought, everybody line up and sue. :cool:

Furniture mover. :cool:

I've just recently been watching some 80's porn. Although the production values are crap, the girls were great. Real tits and furry muffs all around. It made me remember just how much I used to love Tanya Fox. :cool:

I love Reaver. I think he might end up being my favorite video game character ever. :cool:

The word "pudgy" does not belong in any description of a woman. :cool:

I did 2 playthroughs. 1 good, 1 bad. The game is goofy but a lot of fun. The humor really makes it worthwhile. :cool:

Um...dude. Two posts up. :cool:

They were the protagonists but they weren't the good guys. :cool:

Glinda, the Good Witch from The Wizard of Oz. http://www.cracked.com/article_18881_5-reasons-greatest-movie-villain-ever-good-witch.html :cool:

Real. That is my one and only requirement. I've dated girls with big ones, small ones, firm ones, and droopy ones. They were all good. :cool:

Jennifer Love Hewitt. <------------------- nom nom nom nom!!! :cool:

I swam in that lake years ago. Wonder if I can eat arsenic now. :cool:

Danny Trejo :cool:

No. I've had way better since. :cool:

What's wrong with ass threads? I love ass!!! :cool:

Dexter Kinkade :cool:

No Donita Sparks?!?!?!?!? This poll = fail!!! :mad:

Every girl who's ever gotten a boob job. :cool:

I'm not sure how a lot of those are considered conspiracy theories. Most of them are just classified operations. :cool:

Re: Chicago television anchors in paper-throwing tantrum as they miss a bridge explos This clip has been totally mis-represented as a "meltdown." They were goofing around. Clearly. :cool:

lol Thanks for the rep. If you just google "dee snyder pmrc" you should find a ton of stuff about that.

After hearing Page Hamiltons cover, I've never been able to listen to the original. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9vHuE_FpU8 :cool:

Taylor. I will always go with the girl with real tits over the girl with fakies. Always always always. :cool:

Fable 3. I pre-ordered so I got the ability to make my own custom villager. Naturally, I made a female and named her Love Hewitt (Jennifer Love Hewitt was too long). I've banged her about 30 times so far. :cool:

This was Brett Favre two weeks ago being carted off the field in the ***** position. An hour later during the post-game press conference he was bragging about how tough he is. :cool:

I'm confused. I just looked at a ton of links for Tegan Brady and all I see are PG pics. This is a porn site, right? :cool:

Your avatar makes me picture you as a hot chick. :cool:

Wait'll you see my tits. :cool:

I have the hottest ass in the world, don't I? :cool:

I bailed a few years ago but will probably re-subscribe for Cataclysm. I like to keep my main at max level. I started looking at the Blizzard forums again a few weeks ago for the first time in ages. Looks like the game has changed a lot. I had no idea what most of the people were talking about...

I'd totally do that girl. :cool:

If I was that chick I'd totally be blowing my boss to get outta' that job. :cool:

It's funny that the guy specifically mentions she's trying to keep her ass covered, since we've seen it and it's the ugliest ass ever. :cool:

Both quarterbacks are great because they've consistently had great offensive lines. Both of them will admit it, and frequently do. Brady even goes so far as to take his O-line out for dinner every Wednesday night during the season. And he refused to do the American Express commercial a few years...

You and about a billion other people. I assume you saw the fan trailer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hTiRnqnvDs I was quite impressed with that. :cool:

I question how they come up with a date of 2600 years old seeing as how Buddha himself is thought to have lived 2500 years ago. Was this the temple of some time-travelling Buddhists? :cool:

How would that make Dilfer better? Both Manning and Favre have rings. :cool:

Fair enough!

There's a spike on Websters.com right now for the word sagacious. :cool: