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  1. alexpnz

    Would You Date or Marry A Porn Star?

    Re: Would you marry a pornstar that still works I personally couldn't do it... I'm much too arrogant, insecure and jealous.
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    US Olympian turned high-priced call girl

    I'd sell my grandma for this Olympian...:drool2: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/20/article-2251350-16969D48000005DC-442_306x604.jpg
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    Is Jules Jordan as talented as Quentin Tarantino?

    :facepalm: Pray Santa brings you some common sense.
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    Faith in humanity (parody)

    Your ****** should have aborted you into a dumpster behind a White Castle. :hatsoff:
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    Favorite Hot Sauce

    Frank's and it ain't even close. I puts that **** on : -Popcorn -Pizza -Hot Dogs -In some soups -Burgers -Fries -Knishes -Pierogies aaaaaaannnndd......Lays Ridged Potato Chips :drool2:
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    Hi, my name is DJCowboy and I recently discovered I have maschalagnia...

    You're a trailblazer, round these parts. :hatsoff:
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    2013 New Years Resolutions

    8: Jump off a high bridge. :hatsoff:
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    Hot Olympic Babes

    Re: Hottest Olympians Alex Morgan http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/20/olympic-soccer-alex-morgan-bikini-photo/
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    Harley Spencer's Free Membership Giveaway Contest!

    Jesus Christ! I never realized how hot you were. My bad Yo! :facepalm:
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    2013 New Years Resolutions

    Goes w/o saying.... :fart:
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    Do YOUR Part in the 2012 FreeOnes Charity Drive and VOTE now! (details inside)

    What? No Restore the Shore? http://restoretheshore.com/ :mad:
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    26 Random Acts of Kindness...honoring the Sandy Cook victims

    What? You're gonna "cook" for the Sandy Hook vicitms? Godd Bless Your Soul! :clap:
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    What are you watching right now?

    X Factor Go Carly!!!!! :facepalm:
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    R.G. III is a company man.....an ADIDAS company man! http://sports.yahoo.com/news/redskins-rg3-fined-10k-wearing-233432559--nfl.html
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    2013 New Years Resolutions

    More EXCERCISE!! and More Beach time!!
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    Probably going to kick myself for this...ask me anything!

    You should probably move to Jersey and marry me a.s.a.p! :yesyes:
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    Ask Me Anything

    Wanna get married and move to Jersey?
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    Weirdest Place That You Logged on to FreeOnes?

    Presently taking a dump in the Mcdonalds toilet @ rt.1 in Linden N.J. :facepalm:
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    Probably going to kick myself for this...ask me anything!

    Do you lift your leg and fart when nobody is around? :fart:
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    Jay Cutler For MVP?

    Yeah, it's between him and Peyton. What Peyton has overcome is ridiculous as well. Out of the game for a year, basically fired for a rookie, 3 or 4 NECK surgeries, implemented a whole new offense ON HIS OWN, and has the Broncos at 11 wins and on the way to "maybe" home field advantage in the...
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    Ask Me Anything

    You ever lift your leg and let one rip loudly when nododys' around? Just askin....:fart:
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    For sale: 50 Cents Crib

    What? No gay ass GIF? I'm dissapointed....You're slipping Rolaid. :facepalm:
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    Ask Me Anything [Dare Ya]

    Do you lift your leg and fart when nobody is around?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    God!
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    Do you dig Kristen Alderson?

    She's fly.
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    For sale: 50 Cents Crib

    No, but what I do need help with is finding that little horseshit thing you call a "country", on a map. You and your people don't even matter....:facepalm: *Anxiously awaits the arrival of Rolaid's requisite, dumbass GIF.......well, not really.*
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    Sam Fisher, **** guy and Assari: do YOU like big boobs or small ones?

    Don't misrepresent me, Dirl. :nono: Farts only. :fart:
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    Fully Grown Women Wearing Hello Kitty

    Jesus H. Christ, Maley....Really!? :facepalm:
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    Man ***** 26 at Conn. school, including 20 ****

    Makes me sick....glad hes dead. As a matter of fact, ANYONE who cared for this motherfucker should be dead as well. :hatsoff:
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    For sale: 50 Cents Crib

    Make me....Dutch boy! :facepalm:
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    For sale: 50 Cents Crib

    Yes. Also..... GTFOH with this Dutch language horseshit. Find an english take on the article and post it please. Nobody wants to read an article that looks like fucking Chewbacca wrote it. :facepalm:
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    Anyone ever wanted to suck a cock?

    This man knows. Why he knows? I have no idea. But, he knows....nonetheless. :facepalm:
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    For sale: 50 Cents Crib

    Fif bought that from Mike Tyson. If he gets close to his asking price, he'll make quite the return on his original investment since he basically stole it from that dope, Tyson. :facepalm:
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    I mostly wear WHITE t-shirts under my clothes....

    Do the dudes whose feet that you like to suck on, wear blue or grey socks? :dunno:
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    Do you consider this an Insult or Compliment if a girl says to you during sex

    If a bitch said some **** like that to me, I'd slap a Ric Flair Figure 4 Leglock on her so quick her head would spin. No, I wouldn't
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    Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

    You're not dead yet?
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    Ask Me Anything

    Word! Tell these cheapskate mufuckas how you feel, Shun! ;)
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    Fully Grown Women Wearing Hello Kitty

    18 and under
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    Vuk Uu

    Go fuck your goddamned fucking self.....asshole! :D
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    Would it be bad taste to have a pic of my dick as my avatar?

    It would be very gay, however... I Dunno maybe?
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    Weirdest Place That You Logged on to FreeOnes?

    I'm presently sitting in my Ear Nose and Throat Doctor's office. I just looked at a couple of Asian Amateur nudie pics surrounded by roomful of ****** ******* and their hot moms. I feel so dirty...
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    Ask Me Anything

    :rofl: You'll get that from to time.....to time to time....to time to time, on here.
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    Merry XXXmas from Aaliyah Love:) XOXO

    That shits' dope, my dood! :thumbsup:
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    The Verve-Come On
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