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So I says to this girl who's acting like a witch, "I bet you can't"

"And all this time I thought you said it was the racoon!"

I thought it was a throw rug!

Was that a red light camera?

You have just had your license to sell the High Life, revoked!

This makes me wish we had a better soccer program in the States!

No kitty! that's my pot pie! or Put the cat out, then put the peanut butter on, then let him in......

Is that what they call "Four on the floor"?

Timmy...your first riot! Let me get a picture for your scrap book......Timmy...put that away Timmy.....TIMMMMYYY!

Has anyone seen my keys?

Kevin Costner's newest movie pitch.

Can I have my hoops back when your done with them?....burn the rest!

maybe she was on her way to the museum..... http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3331134&postcount=1

Alexis Texas....cause it rhymes....cause she's 'natural'...cause she's into women!

http://green.yahoo.com/blog/daily_green_driving/35/the-seven-weirdest-car-fuels.html Baby ****?......Baby ****? We are going to power our cars with Baby ****? What's next?

Great look girl!

Hi, and thank you for the compliment!

Do you see?....Even Paris Hilton can have an economic downturn.

Correction.....is THE **** wait for it.... wait for it....

I will need to refigure my dislike of NJ

This is: Weird Al after being dared for 17 straight nights to make good on his Michael Jackson cover; "Eat it" Meatloaf after he makes cell phone bank and can finally 'let himself go'. Muculay Cauklin after he quit smoking..."Hold still, We are going to have shish-ka-bobs!"

Sing it with me ****..... M I C K E Y M O U S E

No shoes, No shirt.........Excellent service!

Are those high heel boxing boots? I have GOT to get me a pair of THOSE!

"Joan?......Ms. Rivers?......I think you will like what we've done this time......Let me help you.....Just a few more bandages..........hum, Well, humph. You know what, Joan, wait right here for a second, this mirror is broken and I need to get a new one......from my car."...

I voted for Hanna. Us blondes need to stick together...I mean really need to stick together.....Call Me!

I wouldn't mess with what you have! That being said.......are either of them into threesomes? Everyone wins!

Well you either like it or you don't....She should switch to girls!

This would be my one reason to keep a guy around!

Re: Scarlett Johansson likes to get groped. FYI AHH Scarlet, you little harlet!

This is as far as I got .............not gonna do it...........wouldn't be prudent! no clicky...no tickey

"Who let the dogs out? WHO!?... WHO!? WHO!? WHO!? WHO!?"

"I said I wanted 12 lemons!"

Thanks for the rep!

" Damn, I must have gotten the laundry mixed up with the ****!"

I used to work at a department store men's shoe department, fancy enough that we helped them try them on. I had a shirt similar to this one that I wore ocassionally. Some times for the attention but mostly to increase my comissions!

Somethings are just not meant to be shared..........

The blue book was required reading....Maybe that's why I'm a lesbian. Could just be cause girls are better.......

Now the one time I get to say....."I'm glad I'm not a guy"

I bet they ride up his ass and give him an atomic wedgie!

"My name is Syndrome, your nemisis!" -for any of you with nieces or nephews or **** that watch the Incredibles

My *******'s favorite is "If you're not number one, you're number two." From Talledega Nights I think.

There's no way she 'fell ******' and certainly not with that guy inches from my face! HOLY SH*T~!

OF COURSE YOU ARE GOING TO have TO BACK THIS UP. I see you're new and will cut you some slack. A link to pic would be required post haste!

I think that Erica Campbell resembles a baby sitter I had. Maybe that's why I'm a lesbian. :tongue: LOL

I heard a joke once that went something like this: A preist was afraid to fly and mentioned to his bishop this fear. The bishop said don't worry my *** nothing will happen to you unless it's your time. Priest to bishop: "But what if it's the pilot's time?" Is this too soon for this? Did I...

I love the black and white effect and the shadows, very artistic. The suject matter is one of my favorite too. Lisa, are you into women too?

Damn, I had no idea that I could be making money selling my panties. Are there other pornstars that do this too? I guess nothing is ***** anymore!

I love auctions but how do I get more points? Is it just by posting?

Thank you for the compliment!