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the only comment I'd make is that you can't expect everyone to have a 33.5 inch waist. I am 6'5". If I had a 33.5 waist, I'd look like a skeleton. My wheelhouse is 36 inches, maybe 34. Much below that and I start looking gaunt.

Re: 'ONE-hit wonder' Pornstars who did one well-known scene and then vanished? A little more on her... http://dirty-ass-to-mouth.com/dirty-ass-to-mouth-kalyn.html

Re: 'ONE-hit wonder' Pornstars who did one well-known scene and then vanished? I have not been able to glean much more than that this chick's name was Kaylinn, and she was shot by Sinnistar, but she did one scene, and that was it. A .gif from that scene....

10 bucks says Nene B is a fat gay guy from LA.

Is a pine cone as good as a strip of wallpaper?

She's still fuckable, but she peaked at the time of her Candyman video....

I used to think that Jsmoothpa was just a goofy and clueless, but harmless, guy... Now I think we may have someone with some serious mental problems. Smoothpa, if you have ****** or good friends, please show them your posts in this thread and ask them to help you.

I'd invest in Jsmoothpa's porn script. Every dime.

Mazel tov! Can I show you my dradel?

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I am going to play the devil's advocate here, and counter a few of these. 1-Adolf Hitler Here is a man who took a nation that was in ruins after WW1, where national self-esteem was abysmal. Where the currency was so worthless that people would use it to paper their walls. Hitler took this...

I'd happily take my 16M. I doubt he's weeping. And he doesn't have to take the lump sum, he can take the payments that would total 30M before taxes. This is income. Why should winnings not be taxed, but someone who works for their money has to pay it? Fuck that, I'd tax him more.

In case that check doesn't work, here is some money.

Jsmoothpa, just fill this in and I'll sign it.

The below is marketing planning and sales pitch for help promoting my entrance and beginning to my career in the porn industry. And the plan to get you $25,000.00 in New York in 3-4 day weekend! Extra 2 offers that can get you extra thousands but we'll have to negotiate. I laid out the whole...

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so this thread has been moved to Talk, eh? Are we voting yet or still nomming? If voting, I vote for Mandy.

excellent find. Rep for you. That girl is what this thread is all about.

Wait, how does Briana get first crack? I want to donate $10,000 too. Damn, always a day late to the party. Oh well, thanks anyway Jsmoothpa.

I don't care about getting on her good side. She is merely a source for masturbatory fantasy. If she can't get back that huge-titted look, or won't do hardcore, then to me, she's kinda washed up. If she got implants, I'd actually be ok with it. I might not mind seeing what she'd look like if...

jsmoothpa, send me your script. I will critically analyze it and let you know my thoughts. I will not charge for my initial consultation, but if you would like further reviews, we can discuss them on a per-review basis.

Ok you're fucking with us. You got me too. Good one. Now, stop. The humor was lost about 50 posts ago.

Are there really people that are taking this guy seriously here? jsmoothpa, I will be nice to you. You are either a troll, or just clueless. I am assuming the former, so I'll take that and clue you in. No one will pay you for a porn script. No one cares about porn scripts. Plots and...

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That chick is a damn close, younger body double of my SO.

In theory, Sir Fartsalot is ok. But the **** he compares....I don't know if he's trolling, or genuinely wants to know if Goonies is better than Citizen Kane. The movies and people he compares are so fucking out there...but they're not out there in a funny way, they're out there in a "what the...

Site blocked, got another link?

Yep, my feelings as well. Even though I kind of know people that know people that know her blah blah blah....I don't know her at all, personally. Like you, she is a sex object to me. I want one of two things....for her to look like she used to (and stop the trashy aspects), or go totally...

Fat ones are good slump busters. I remember one time in college, I was in a slump of a few months and was really needing to get laid. This girl that I worked with (but had no attraction to) had a roommate that had a cute face but was definitely on the chubby side. The three of us ran into each...

well, I have never received a blow job in one, and I have less than zero interest in that, but I've seen gloryholes in adult theater booths, and I've seen people around those areas in adult bookstores. I may be assuming too much, but I'm guessing it's happening.

Fact but replace that girl with a black tranny or older gay dude

I may not have expressed myself well. I think he has written a porn movie script. I think, however, that he is utterly clueless as to how little this means. Of course, no one would give him a nickel for his script, but he doesn't understand that. He genuinely believes that someone will pay...

On the contrary, I think he is for real. I think he has written a porn script and honestly believes that someone, via Freeones, will pay him $95,000 for it.

Does it have to be in Miami? Can it be in, say...Opa Locka? Or Hialeah? How about Doral?

I am not into that sort of thing, but something about that gif is really hot

Re: Before & After Breast Augmentation (#2) Freak show horrifying.

Re: Before & After Breast Augmentation (#2) Goddammit, she needs to lose some fucking weight. She is NOT fat....I am not saying that at all...but jebus, she looks best when she has those long skinny legs, and those massive breasts on a wire-thin frame. With the "normal-looking" weight that...

It's something to discuss. Shows which of the OCSMs really are board members and interact here. I give more of a **** about which OCSMs post a lot versus any other member. If you told me that I was leading the board in posts for 2012, I'd probably think "huh...." and then go back to eating my...

When I was about 28 or so, I had an opportunity to take a job. It was mine, I was offered the position, but basically turned it down because it meant I would have to move about 90 miles away. I didn't want to do that at the time. The guy who ended up taking the job was/is a friend of mine. He...

I am not making a judgment call here, just a statement...neither of these women have ever sucked my dick, so I can't say which one does it better....that said... Heather can go deep and it is fucking impressive....and for all I know, she may also be awesome at sucking cock....but just the...

Is this a question about Kim Kardashian's ass?

I think of it as the 1-hole. The 2-hole is the one right below her nose. The 3 hole is the baby-maker.

Oh man, I can eat the **** out of some hot dogs. Mustard, sauerkraut. Mustard, ketchup, relish. Chili, cheese, bacon.

She was out after the first round. She pretty much said if you don't act slutty, the producers kind of downplay you. The girl I know is kind of a "nice girl."

Never myself, but I know a girl that was on The Bachelor.

Ok I can see where this chick might not be everyone's 4 flames, but I want to know who the blind people are that gave her 1 flame.

Re: pornstars with perfect teeth If you don't care if people read your post, why post? No one is going to read a list of 50 chicks. Which of those has the BEST teeth? And I agree that Naughty Allie has a great smile.

Girls like that exist, but good-looking, stable ones are VERY hard to find.