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Where is his accomplice, the melon baller?

And what happens when he goes to scratch an itch or pick his nose or something?

The title of the forum is FUNNY, not LITERAL....lighten up and get back to your old lamp shade wearing selves!

LOL :rofl::thumbsup:

Wouldn't it be great if just this easy? You could just say that you were shopping for boobs and you needed to see theirs? I'd like to shop for them this way!

Yeah, I was thinking...is the guy offering to help zip him up? LOL

If the bus is rockin' don't come a knockin'!

Thanks for the rep sweetie!

Thanks for the rep on the Christmas sax!

Thanks for the rep a while back!

Gawd! The Black Mushroom **** sounds like someone at this restaurant should be getting arrested! :eek:

Anyone else disturbed by how squeezed and pancaked this thong wearing douche bag is making her tits? Gawd! this dude wearing a thong is enough to make we not want to fight!

So my pamphlet I'm trying to get published about how to fill a dildo full of baby batter as a way of impregnating your lesbian lover should be shelved as well?

Hi yourself!

HA HA :rofl: Good time to use that one!

Great movie!, Great quote!

That is a very pretty gate!

You totally stole what I was going to write!

That's a big couple of gulps right there!

We will know what kind of woman she is if that is what she does!

I bet later on there is going to lots and lots of sax.

The signs say they are in opposite directions but I bet they meet back up again further down the road!

Thread title should have been: 66, 67, 68.....

Ha Ha!

Sperms can still get out of the *** holes, but getting them flowing might be a problem!

Hilly you have it all, drive, ambition, diarrhea, great looks, killer wardrobe.

Neither is sand in your crack!

:sing: I can fly.... oops, no I can't!

What's the big deal..they are just hanging out!

Looks like a can of whoop ass was opened or is that his can ass was opened with a whoop!

Haven't I seen this thread title before?

Winner of the redundant thread title goes to: VRJODI! Keep up the good work!

LOL cats are a marketing juggernaut, you are going to see them every where now that there is an internet!

Some people do couture just for the sake of saying its couture. Heidi says:You're OUT!

Little domination outside of the bedroom?...maybe it's foreplay!

Well I think you should! You are making some girl very lucky indeed!

I'm thinking she doesn't really need the heels!

Sooo...a cool effect of global warming?

You've left me with my mouth open and drooling just a bit! WOW!

Eddie Rabbit I Love the Rainy Nights

Ha! Just having a little fun with you.

Thanks for the rep!...and to answer your question: I wear a size

She knew "Woodrow Wilson" was the president, but she put down Wildrow - lol

no...once they are in my mouth I don't pull them out until they dissolve, I don't like to get my hands dirty!

Enough there to fill a swimming pool!

I can't believe the teacher graded this thing!

I might like to work there! I bet the tips would be huge!

Right^ this is a cyclone's wet *****!

This is a game that can turn on you if you don't do it right!

Hey, bishes! Wash, wash, wash me now~ I'm gonna cartwheel, watch, wash me