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The Hokey Pokey. Think about it. Replace a couple words and you got a song about sex.

I would like everyone to pie my face plz. Im freakin hungry.

Here's a fun fact... Useless, well you decide Did you know that a heated seat can **** your sperm? Sitting in a heated seat for han hour raises testicle temperature fro 95 degrees to 99.14 degrees.

I think they do it so the ugly guys watching can feel like they can possibly get laid by a porn star. It's the whole familiarity thing.

You dummys, he means pie in the face sheesh. And I would want my face pie'd with Vicky Vette's pie. :D

Re: From where does your nickname come from? Well, I wanted something unique, and since hearing the word jib, I decided to cobble fuck it and turn it into this mess that you see here. It's worked out becasue on other boards people referr to me as jibberish. Mostly because of the posts I make...

I figured that all the mens asses would ********* the goaltender and he'd want a hot gangbang after the game. Thus exploding in his shorts and causing a horrible mess and being embarrased.

Re: Iga Wyrwal She is perfection.

Are you that retarded? Someone posted a thread for you to look at to find exactly what you want... HELLOOOOOOOO

Aparently some people grown later on and some people grow sooner. A guy told me he didnt start really growin till he hit his 20s. I uno, I have a small *** *** and Chef doesn't like them too big anyway, says the bigger ones leave a weird rash on his sphincter.

So then I can have **** sex with you at midnight every Friday silly! :rolleyes:

I really want a chocolate cream pie, or a banana cream pie... Or maybe a mango cream pie! I can't decide. I just want some pie!

Scratch my previous post. I want to live with cheffypoo.

Haha, it's pretty funny isn't it?

I started laughing prior to clicking this link... I knew what was goin down lol.. LOVE IT

^^^ Mhm. Roald removed the link, probably due to the "offensive content".

I can't remember if it was dave_rhino that had a hard on for you or if its D-Rock. I think it was dave. He's really missin out right now... poor fella. Welcome to the board, and enjoy your stay!

Well next time you need to take a drag, take a hit off my stogie:wave2:

Ok here I am to rock you all like a hurricane. 1. All federal reserve notes are ******* productions of money. 2. The monetary system is a slavery system made to make us beleive we are working for a good reason. 3. All money pre 1929 was redeemable for gold. Money now is not redeemable for...

Also this thread has been dead for quite some time. Thought I'd bring that up.

Hey, why should they worry? They're the ones profiting from this economic crisis. They can do whatever the hell they want. They can cause wars, **** millions of innocent people and throw an entire country into a depression. What do they care what the cost of a **** bottle is? To them it's a free...

**** sex yuck.

This one isn't "too small" per se, but they still laugh at him... I was doing a search for the above post's relative movie, but to no avail as of yet. http://www.efukt.com/1664_Dykes_In_Training_2.html

The Illuminati.

Well I didn't mean keep going... And why is it when I post a pic in a thread it gets deleted and I'm warned about being ****** because this is not a picture posting forum, yet other people get away with it ten fold?

Hell yeah I would. Saves me the trouble of havin to put up with the mood swings of pregnancy in order to have a ***.

I want one of those hats. You don't need an umbrella with one of those!

Write down the things you think about, or better yet record them. Then read/listen to them when you are sober, and you'll be in for a good laugh.

Honestly dude, your workin at a club, you see hot girls every time you are there. The internet, there's more ugly girls than hot girls. And most of the hot girls are either guys, or bots. It's better off for you and your tastes to stick to the real world. and forget using the internet to hook up.

Those are the movies you see on tv. That's just softcore porn. Not XX.

About that big.

I would smear **** all over their food.

Punch myself in the nuts 5 times, then smack my face into a fall until I fall ***********.

Yes, and no one likes a zombie. Plus the hair is always horrible and you have this increased chance for body parts to fall off.:dunno:

I'm a pro sleeper. Yet I have the most trouble fallnig ******. Usually tied to thinking too much. Depends on what happens in my day. I have no routine that I can think of. I just shut off all the lights, gotta have my door closed, and then just head under the covers and find the most...

Re: Chica's Free One! <<< Is starting his wank abstinence now. Haven't jerked today, and I refuse to for the rest of the evening. Wish me luck!

If you have the self respect, the sex will just come with it anyway.;)

Ooooolaaaayyy olay olay oollaaaaaaaayyyy... OOOOoooooolaaaaayyyy ooooolllaaaayyyyy.

Go team FreeOnes Therapy! :glugglug:

Yep. She definately looks like the girl you are stalking.

Glad I wasn't the only person that noticed.

Cut off a finger for every time you get a craving.

The whole Air Bud series. A dog that can play basketball, baseball, soccer, and whatever the hell else is pretty freaky to me.

Can I have sex with her?

Yes

Send me a t-shirt while your at it blue balls.... Oh wait your gone. Im gunna **** your posts while you are away.

This went from a riddle to a political discussion in a single day.

I want to eat a pilgrim.

Re: Chica's Free One! Lmao... well I do! I just don't know how to work the damn thing lol

Hey let's bash something that doesn't exist! Like unicorns!