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    My Cat Is On My Bed, Licking His Ass

    Dog: I can lick my own dick, you know. Cat: Oh yeah? Well, I can lick my own ass! :2 cents:
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    Do you ever turn off your mobile?

    Nuh uhh.
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    Saints win superbowl! In ya face!!!

    Well, I already know I'm going to be hearing, "Who Dat" for quite awhile following this game. :( :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    True Romance
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    Is this picture controversial?

    Looks perfectly A OK to me. :dunno:
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    Jennifer Connelly or Megan Fox ?

    Hell yeah! And let's not forget, Career Opportunities. Never wanted to be a mechanical ***** so bad in my life. :wiggle:
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    What Series did you like best of

    Any and all that featured Christy Canyon! :banana:
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    funniest Movie

    The Big Lebowski Kingpin Ghostbusters Bad (Badder) Santa Orgazmo American Psycho Office Space The Jerk
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    Australia bans SMALL BREASTS over *********** fears

    We will know if Randy Newman begins appearing on Aussie television on a regular basis.
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    Jennifer Connelly or Megan Fox ?

    Beautifully stated. :thumbsup:
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    what's the best/most-revolutionary/favorite special effects movie ?

    That did serve you right! Personally, I think you were very qualified for an additonal 12 lashings, 180 bible verses, and maybe a case of Polio for good measure for simply not being observant enough to realize that Kong's dimensions are virtually different in every shot! Like being 18-feet tall...
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    Captain America Vs Batman

    Fanboys would go absolutely batshit insane if DC just simply put a *** back in Batman's hand. I can only imagine if he actually viciously ****** one of the villains in his rogues gallery. Though him ******* that little snot of a *** he supposedly fathered ( personally, I think he's a bastard...
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    Captain America Vs Batman

    :laugh:
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    Captain America Vs Batman

    Now that's something I want to see posted on Youtube! Which was a awesome way to close the first issue of Blackest Night. Especially with the reveal of Black Lantern Ralph and Sue Dibny. I also liked the Blackest Night Superman mini mainly because I've always liked anything having to do with...
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    Captain America Vs Batman

    *goes and masturbates to his Power Girl poster* Ok. I'm done! :hatsoff:
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    Captain America Vs Batman

    I'll take that over the obvious alternative though, Will E. Which is the standard, "Hey, let's fight for a couple of pages, talk, and then go fight the real bad guys! Yay!" story. :) WAY too many of those. Hawkman would agree with you ;) , though I kinda dig the Bucky/Winter Soldier retcon...
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    Captain America Vs Batman

    Yes, and who's really shocked that fans voted the Dark Knight over Cap? ;) You retcon hating monger you! :D
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    Captain America Vs Batman

    That's true. The perception of Cap is still lacking.
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    Captain America Vs Batman

    A draw? :confused: http://secretearths.blogspot.com/2006/05/captain-america-versus-batman-showdown.html But let's not forget who actually decided on who won that crossover. :D
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    Im losing my virginity next week and seek advice

    Have a root **** float, say "Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho" exactly five times, and since it's your first time ... try not to fall in love with her.
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    Captain America Vs Batman

    Batman has already beaten Cap once before in the Marvel vs. DC crossover back in 1996. :)
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    what's the best/most-revolutionary/favorite special effects movie ?

    I'll show some love for the big hairy ape that has quite a affinity for Blondes. King Kong In 1933, that movie definately raised the bar. Especially in terms of special effects.
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    The Arkham Redemption

    138x9MCUjE0 :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    HollywoodLand Affleck actually did a great job as George Reeves.
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    The Best Action Film from the 80's?

    Out of that list, The Terminator. Though Robocop is worth a honerable mention as well.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Simpsons Movie
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    Which babe did you first jack off to?

    :thumbsup: I can definately relate to this. Good times. :D First babe for me was either Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, or Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke.
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    Your Favorite DC Superheroes

    Batman Superman Wonder Woman Plastic Man Catman Powergirl Huntress (Helena Wayne)
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    Which game gave you the greatest feeling of achievement after beating it?

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on NES.
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    Your Favorite DC Vilians

    <----- Yeah, him! Lex Luthor Captain Cold Anti-Monitor Deathstroke Mister Mind Zoom Penguin & Two-Face are some of the others.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Chopper
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    If you ran out of toilet paper, what would you use?

    My traffic citation.
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    Blackest Night

    Marvel learned their lesson on trying to change the excellence of the origins in the Lee/Ditko/Kirby years with the disastrous Spider-Man: Chapter One. But they got the Ultimate line now. So all is well. :D
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    Blackest Night

    I've been enjoying it so far. The first issue was just outstanding with Hawkman/Hawkgirl meeting Black Lantern Ralph and Sue Dibny, and I've especially enjoyed the Superman Blackest Night mini-series as well as the current Blackest Night JSA. Mainly because I'm a sucker for anything relating to...
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    Chloe Vevrier

    She is a sensational looking woman. That's for sure!
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    "I've had my head up my ass the whole time." "Funny you say that, 'cause that's what me and your ***** were talkin' about." "That I should've picked you up?" "No, that you had your head up your ass." :) - Reservoir Dogs
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    What SUPER POWER do you want?

    Magic. Having Mr. Mxyzptlk's powers would be loads of fun. :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Paper Fairly decent movie, but nothing really spectacular. Michael Keaton, and Glenn Close keep it watchable.
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    Will anyone watch Jay Leno when he returns to The Tonight Show?

    I'll continue watching Kimmel. Haven't watched Leno in years, never been much on Letterman, and wouldn't be caught dead watching Jimmy Fallon.
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    Really love pussy?

    Of course. Especially on first dates, and when around ****** during the Thanksgiving, and Christmas holidays.
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    Ron Jeremy says video games are worse than porn

    Quit scaring the gamers, Ron! They all adore you, and you have been Nintendo's mascot for years now. Please stop! Do not endanger your well earned reputation that you have worked hard at by reading gamers at CES panels the wordy and poorly thought out 'Video Games and Foosball is the Devil'...
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    what's your favorite tongue color?

    ***** red. :yummie: :yummie: :yummie:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I enjoy both on different levels. Infernal Affairs is a very well done Hong Kong crime thriller, and The Departed certainly stands up on it's own as the film heavily incorporates the culture and history of Boston. Which was a positive.
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    Does anyone have pet name for their cock or pussy?

    Not directly in the hole. No. What I do is purchase a lollipop (typically colored red), get it good and wet in numerous and entertaining ways, rub it all over the head of my handsome erect penis, and then, and only then, call it by it's alter ego; "The Red Hood". Otherwise, it's just plain...
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    Looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. :D

    Looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. :D
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    Ok. We're friends now. :wiggle:

    Ok. We're friends now. :wiggle:
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    How often do you swear?

    Every day! Admittedly, I curse way too much. I drop the F-bomb the most. I tried to quit, but its REALLY hard. I think I'll try again. Fuck! Well that didn't last long.
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    What if you find on the net pics of your gf.....

    If it was before me, I wouldn't care. What's done is done so to speak. However, I would initiate my desire to take pics of me screwing her while we both take turns holding a copy of The ******* Joke.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Departed "You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record." :D
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    Does anyone have pet name for their cock or pussy?

    Kojak Who loves ya baby?
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