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So, Eddie Van Halen had emergency surgery for diverticulitis http://www.usmagazine.com/*********-news/news/eddie-van-halen-undergoes-emergency-surgery-postpones-tour-dates-2012308 I wonder what could have caused it? Could it have been those two burritos and a root **** float? :dunno...

Finally!! Six seasons too long in my most humble opinion! Never saw an episode but if the people in that show really represent Italian Americans..... :facepalm: And I thought the mafia gave them a bad rep...... :douchebag: :douchebag...

Pop quiz, hot shots. It's Friday/Saturday night, you find yourself spending your weekend in the U.S./Mexico border and you got a little bit of money, plus you're kind of horny. Do you... A) Play it safe, stay in the American side, go to a strip club, you're not getting laid but definetely not...

Mash ups!! Bring out your mash ups!! I'll start:

I couldn't find anything like this posted before so here it goes. Darth Ah-nold!!

For the last couple of days my McAfee site advisor keeps telling me the site is "potentially dangerous" or "unsafe". I thought maybe it got hacked or something. Anyway, I just clicked on "visit anyway" and I let you all know about it. Maybe you can do something about it to clear it up or...

http://news.yahoo.com/osama-bin-ladens-pakistan-home-no-more-061653644.html Okay, let's see how good a prognosticator I am: I see a mosque or a madrassa built there in the next few years. :tongue: And, ooops!! I meant to say "crib" not crid... typo!!

So, here I am, having a *****, watching the Cowboys/Giants game, and these Lexus commercials come up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBQApiFisbM Then this one.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6sMZ-hiTOU In both cases, it's the GIRL giving her douchebag boyfriend(?)/husband(?)/boytoy(most...

This is from some clips I got of her. Smallish but perky boobies, very thin, nice ass. Anyone seen her or can ID her?

Either Estevo Spielbergo is filming his new masterpiece "Saving Pvt. Gonzalez" or **** has gotten real serious. hhortngZy9g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhortngZy9g This battle between Mexican marines and Zetas (from what it says there) occurred a few months ago just a few miles from the...

Okay, I read the rules and didn't find anything about this to be inappropriate but if it is, then a mod can kindly close the thread (and could the rest of you guys PM me the info I need, please?) Now, the point is I'm about to go on a trip and got myself a brand new notebook PC, of course, it...

Lately whenever I've visited YouTube I keep getting some program that tries to install itself and my antivirus keeps catching it. I got windows Vista (yes, I know, shut up, please) and I get the usual security pop up about giving some program permission to connect to the internet, which I keep...

I have decided to take Project Chaos to a whole new level: world domination! Soon the whole world will tremble as I put my super evil plan into action JOIN ME MY MINIONS!! bwaahahah bwahahaha BWAHAHAHAAHHA

Yet, another ~~whimsy~~ thread. But I would ask, is the fantasy for receiving or giving? Probably receiving :D

Who's off work today? Not me :(

Spent a long time at work just going over the ones on this link... http://www.cracked.com/article_18939_8-stupid-amazon-products-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html Then went looking for more not on that list: This "review" by Edgar (Alan Poe?) took the cake. A review for a "Tuscan Whole...

:mad: Well, was doing some search online last Thursday, clicked on some google link and somehow ended up with some kind of adware or malware. It started opening up a bunch of IE windows, mostly ads for some arcade site, no porn ads, at least not yet, then when I started searching for info on...

Just had to share this with you all. http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-characters-from-street-fighter-2-got-hammered/

Not so funny, but it did bring a smile to my face and it was rather cool. How did they get all those *********** or "***********" together in one video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUwkQRJdXHQ lUwkQRJdXHQ

KmTpOQrqoO0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmTpOQrqoO0

Very obvious, but if you want some, you got to go in and get it :D

Et tu, Maildude? :D

...Ferris Club (?) eiMuj85ngEo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiMuj85ngEo

I was checking out some ads online for Mexican escorts. One of them I saw was using pictures of Sweet Krissy, so I'm assuming (hoping) this hottie is also a nude model or something, any help appreciated! :D

http://www.cracked.com/article_18772_13-wildly-irresponsible-vintage-ads-aimed-at-kids_p2.html I particularly liked this quote: So, ads for cigarettes, cough syrup containing opion, a ***, but no ads for condoms or porn? Discuss.

Haven't they heard "don't mess with Texas"? Now I expect to see a bunch of Texan rednecks getting on their boats, going "fishing" with their AR-15's and AK type rifles, at least those who have guts. I'd actually be tempted to join them if they do, but I'd have to borrow a ***. :ak47: Anyone...

Would anyone consider using any of these? http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_the-25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html BB, I'm looking at your direction! :tongue:

Some info http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surra_de_Bunda A video (in portuguese, but to give you all a better idea) http://terratv.terra.com.br/Noticias/O-Dia/4485-292113/Clipe-exclusivo-com-As-Tequileiras-do-Funk.htm Now the question, hot or not? Would an injury, like a broken nose or black...

Found this, thought it was amusing http://www.holytaco.com/what-your-facial-hair-really-says-about-you Now I don't know whether to shave or just let it all grow since right now I got a beard like the guy in the first picture.

:eek: Just thought about sharing this kind of amusing article http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-********.html

I was going to post this in the games section, but I found it quite funny so I thought I'd better share it here, if any of you need hints to get to the end, just post them here but it's pretty easy to find what you need to click. http://www.hornygamer.com/adult-games/sexy-techie-strip.html

:angels: Should be "The Second Cumming" :D 61BjviqrET8 :eek: AAAAAAHHH!! JUST GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!!

Are we witnessing the failure of "liberal" economic policies? Is it further and even clearer evidence that the wellfare state is not sustainable or do our friends on the left need even more evidence? :cough: A nod to the wise is sufficient... :cough...

"Dances with wolves" with an interesting twist :D http://inappropriate.blip.tv/file/3154285/

WTF? :confused: http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/chopra-blames-own-meditation-for-baja-quake/19426755 I just had a powerful dump that same morning, maybe it was me who caused it....

and to think that priests prefer little boys :D

I'm sure all you my leftist friends would love this :*****:

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Now I know the secret for all those "well endowed" male porn stars! :D

Well, she should also add "and I'm a whore" :D

:D :tongue:

Maybe this should be in the "talk" section to discuss whether it's true or not :D

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I'm sure you all would, but under what pic :D

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Okay, ladies, does your man need some..."target practice"? Does he keep missing the can from a measly 2 feet away? Do you ladies want to know what it's like to take a **** standing up? Have fun!! yQNKRDFanQE

...especially, Shepherd Smith, and want a cheap laugh. :D http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=jennifer-lopez-news-blooper

Anyone else experiencing them right now? Every post I've made today or even when I try to open some threads it gives me a 404 error, what up?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/7344329/Baby-survives-parents-global-warming-suicide-pact.html I need that facepalm thingy here

Anti Aging Secret by Ernest Borgnine http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=anti-aging-secret-revealed-on-news