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Your towel is gay.

Sadly, The Rock sucks too. Didn't he lose to The Hurricane? :thefinger Just sayin'

Well, there's one guy running around here worshipping satin so.....:dunno:

0%.

Want to turn your head into butterflies??? :dunno:

They played their new single here on the radio and the dj said he was going to have to get used to that one. :1orglaugh

Death by eel from Chinaman.

It just occured to me that rorona may be right. :eek: STDiva, is this like that one time you told us that lemonparty was dead? :nono:

I think Limp Bizkit was best from 1990-1992.

I personally prefer my corn with black eyed peas. :yummie:

So the act of breathing was created because of a rare mix of chemicals, the human brain was created by a rare mix of chemicals, and the ability to sexually reproduce was created by a rare mix of chemicals? Was the universe created with a rare mix of chemicals too? That's quite a bit of rarity...

Re: White males....would you marry and/or have children with a woman who was not whit I just noticed the poll options and my choice, "Yes....but I am a racist" isn't on the list. :(

Thanks for the rep sir. :hatsoff:

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It's obvious that that is indeed what you were doing. I mean, really....if anything you should have kicked some of the other guests occupying the other rooms out for complaining. You do realize that they weren't complaining because they couldn't get any sleep... but the real reason, in fact, was...

I found something hidden in one of my date's pants one time. It wasn't a pussy. :(

Re: White males....would you marry and/or have children with a woman who was not whit Green is the new white! Here's a picture of my lovely wife, Baktu-Ra: :lovecoupl And here's a pic of our beautiful daughter, KWHOOOOORG-EEEEERRRP!!!!!: I wanted to name her Susie but Baktu-Ra wanted a...

bIO6z8D1GKE I can't say that I've seen the video you're speaking of, but perhaps this will tide you over in the meantime. It does the job for me, anyway. :dunno:

For sure.....you can't fake something like that.

I couldn't have said it better myself. :bowdown: So does she know that you're an atheist? Is she a true Christian or is she just one of those types that says she's Christian to follow the crowd? There's a big difference there. I don't understand what all this talk of brainwashing is all the...

Stacy Keibler looks pretty real to me. Of course, watching wrestling is just for gay rednecks...right StanScratch?....."cough! cough! stereotype! cough! cough!"

And all this time I thought it was because of that one time my friend dared me to snort Muriatic acid. :dunno: So you're telling me it's becuase of bacon deprivation? Well, now I know....and knowing is only half the battle. :thumbsup:

Aren't they still making Star Wars action figures? Seems like you could find a couple of newer Stormtroopers pretty cheap on ebay. Anyway, I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan....but it's a pretty cool idea he had giving them a different scenario everyday and all.

I don't eat bacon so....no. And yes.... I'm insane, but there's not a choice on the poll for both. :dunno:

I think her surgery has improved her looks. Besides, it's not like she's doing some kind of crazy Michael Jackson shit.

No. I guess that was a waste of a post....and your time.

I hope it doesn't drown all the bacon crops down there. :eek:

Russell: "Rupert....you're a dumbass." Russell: "Rupert needs to make sure he packs his little tie dye shirts cause he's about to go home."

If Russell gets voted off I'll stop watching. He's the only one that keeps the show interesting. I really hope he wins, he deserves it as many times as he's kept himself from getting voted off these past two seasons. Wow, my chances with you just went up 100%. It just so happens that I'm a gay...

When will unicorns be considered cool again?

Tomatoes suck. Yeah, I said it! Fuck tomatoes!!! P.S. Why no love for the middle Yes option? What, just because one Yes is at the top and the other is in the middle the top option is better than the middle one? Fuck this biased thread.

Well come next election, I'm voting Mr. Physics out of office. It's time we got some new laws around here! Who's with me?

Left.

Glad it made you laugh. :D :hatsoff:

This kind of reminds me of the Guitar Queer-o episode of South Park. I think whoever reaches it first should get a virus that locks down their computer with a message pop up that reads, "Congratulations, You Are Gay!!!"

Who makes all theses damn rules?!?!

I don't know about the hibbity dibbity, the flibbity floppity, the wibbity wobbity or whatever the f*ck, but I could do things to you that the human tongue can't even pronounce. It's not even possible to type it out with these letters on the keyboard. Yeah, I'm that cool.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/03/uva-mens-lacrosse-player-accused-killing-female-lacrosse-player/

I'd probably build a castle to live in and start a better men's magazine then Playboy and call it sporty's Gals. I'd make Eve Laurence, Dylan Ryder, Sierra Sinn and Harley Raine my four wives. I'd do nothing but walk around my castle all day wearing nothing but a snorkel and flippers and...

^ Good likeness. Hope you're not gonna go all BangBros on me. :D

NO NO NO!!!! We don wanna seeeeeeee! nooooooo!!!

Ohhhh! I see what you did there.

The only miracle I see here is that ICP is still making songs. /thread

It appears Mr. Friday was banned before I got a chance to read this thread. :( If you're still lurking around here Friday, I've got a great idea on how you could make a LOT of money. It's simple....you should rob a bank. But to make it run more smoothly, you should call the cops first. Be sure...

No, but I am for yours.

Header was supposed to be a pretty gruesome movie, but I just thought it was pretty silly. I liked Martyrs, but it didn't really disturb me or anything (don't know what that says about me). I haven't seen Ichi the Killer, Visitor Q or any of those yet. One scene that does make me cringe...

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And those films are?........ : takes out pen and paper :

No.

I'm just happy it was a smelly burrito and not a smelly taco.