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I found my pants, but now my cellphone AND my toothbrush have both gone missing. The cellphone I can understand, those things sometimes dissappear, buth the TOOTHBRUSH?! How on earth did I misplace that thing? I'm thinking it might be beer-related somehow, but still!

Death to you all. Let's burn this place!!!

Crazy is right!

Thanks buddy!

OK, so I just figured it out. Cindy, I really hope that I haven't offended you. I was actually just trying to be funny. You're not my style, but even so, I actually find you kind of hot. (I've only seen that little picture in your avatar, but still. Is that a Swedish football T-shirt you're...

you are most likely right, but even if she is half as curvy as that, she's kind of awesome!

http://www.nextdoortease.com/alisa-kiss-sexy-kitchen/

So, who is the girl with the blue bra, and no panties? Those hips are to die for!

Spill it!!!

Thanks! Unfortunately, it looks like I'm way past this.

Oh, COME ON!!! What? Are you just trying to tell me that my rants aren't nearly as funny as the were (semed?) last night?

Re: Cartoon porn/Adult comics/Hentai/Anime Ramon, you seem like a pretty cool guy! Just sayin'

"Tell him"? Tell me what? I haven't been fapping to a dude again, have I? 'Cause last time it REALLY SUCKED, when I found out!

I usually try to find a shot of the girls face, at the very instant when she is penetrated. I just love the look in their eyes, when the penis goes in. It doesn't matter how bad of an actress she might be (Sofia Sandobar, anyone?), there's no faking that expression on a girls face, at the moment...

Hey, I know her! Her name is "Kendal", or some such. I shall find her, and get back to you forthwith! EDIT: Damned, missed it by "that much"! Looks like I was way off on the name, though!

"and beat till you get a hard on". Heheheee! Nooo! I would never! Wait a minute! What the hell is going on?! The bloody thing is actually starting to "flesh out", just from me thinking about KILLING THAT MOTHER CUNTING SHIT EATING ASSFUCKER OF A "COMPUTER"! Or maybe it's because I'm looking...

"NO! It's not a new Gilette commersial!" Coool!

Hahahaaa!! That was great! "Death to you all. Let's burn this place.." Yes, that could become my new catch phrase.

Yeah, I'm way too hung over to start ranting about fucking computers. Actually, maybe not! I'm feeling the hate again! Give it some time, and I'll be using words like "cumbucket" again, with my caps locked! CUMBUCKET!!!

I´m hung over, and trying to find my pants. I think they may be outside, somewhere. It's raining like crazy, so I'm thinking they might be wet. How are you doing?

Ah yes! "Other drivers"!

OK, Mechanicvirus, I tried to rep you again, for that Jessi June post, but the bloody thing wouldn't let me! I shall have to get back to you!

So, a bit of a sneak around, then?

I meant "customer support" obviously! Yes! That's what I was thinking! All those spyware scanners took a lot of time, and a lot of CPU, and they never found anything. But guess what. Too late! I tried to do a reinstall last night, and it went TOTALLY WONKERS! So, thanks for participating, but...

We had a little rain yesterday, but today looks like it's going to be really great! (I'm allready on the shit list, so I'm seriously NOT typing this!)

Yes!

Seriuosly, you use the term "motherfucking motherfucker" three to four times a day? Sounds like you work in user support!

Those boobies looks like they've had some surgery done on them, but not the bad kind. They look really good! The way she's just standing there, lifting her skirt, PRESENTING her pussy, inviting anyone to fuck her, that just gets me going! I think she wants a good hard punish fuck!

And, I'm breathing out. Guess that didn't work. She's still very VERY fuckable, though!

Re: Cartoon porn/Adult comics/Hentai/Anime Hey DOA, thanks for being cool, and not banning me!

They're not really called "emoticons", are they? Looks like I made a little bit of a fool of myself again. (Seriously, you should have seen me in that other thread!)

Re: Cartoon porn/Adult comics/Hentai/Anime Yep, all that stuff got removed! Maybe that was for the best. I shouldn't have posted it anyhow. I reported my own link, when I realised that it probably wasn't cool. Once again, I appologize for that post! Now we know!

Wait a minute there, why is that emoticon called "Miss Hybrid"? I know who she is (FUCKING GORGEOUS!), but seriously, that thing looks nothing like her!

Or you could just give it to me! See what I did there?!

When am I getting a new computer? Hmmm, let's see here. Well, when is Bill Gates giving me that billion dollars he owes me? When will I find that ancient abandoned viking silver mine? When will I write that bestselling sci fi-adventure novel I've been thinking about maybe working on? Do you...

Greg got banned? What did he do, mention the war? (Fawlty towers reference.)

Yeah, not the best of days. But that "fuck you all" was way over the limit. It was intended as a joke. It actually looked really funny when I typed it. Now it doesn't look so fun. Sorry guys!

And now I'm out of MOTHER FUCKING BEER! I'm gonna have to walk all the way down to my dirt cellar, and get more! Fuck you all!!!!

I tried it twice. Then I calmly walked out into my garden and beat my fists to a bloody pulp against that STUPID FUCKING OLD APPLE TREE.

At this point, what I need is a working license key.

Thanks! I'm still using my mothers computer. This thing has a fan that gives off the most annoying sound you can imagine. I thought my computer was bad, but this shit is way worse. Complaining much? Yes Sir, I am!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... That didn't go so well. The stupid fucking little asscunt of a OS refuses to accept the activation key. It's the same key that worked last time I installed that mother fucking shit of a OS, but NOOOOOO! I'm on my mother's computer now, and this thing sucks even more ass...

OK, it took me a little longer then I thought it would, but now I'm actually doing it! I'm thinking about it a little bit like ripping that *********'s soul out. It somehow feels better that way.

Actually, I get the impression that her name is "Callie", and the only movie she's ever been in is called "coldsore". So that's actually not her stage name.

Thanks! I ran spybot, and it found nothing, I'll try Hitman pro 5 next! Hello! The computer is really old and crappy. It's something that I kind of put together with parts from even older computers. (HEY, DO YOU THINK MAYBE THAT EXPLAINS IT?) It has worked flawlessly up until a few weeks...

That is a surprisingly small lady! "Height 5 feet, 2 inches (157 cm) Weight 114 lbs (52 kg)" You could carry her around on your dick all day.

I ran the scan (hey, that rimes!), and this is what came up: Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware 1.51.1.1800 www.malwarebytes.org Database version: 7393 Windows 5.1.2600 Service Pack 3 Internet Explorer 8.0.6001.18702 2011-08-07 17:09:01 mbam-log-2011-08-07 (17-09-01).txt Scan type: Quick scan...

Rep to the both of you!

New stuff! Nice work!

Thanks, I'm running the scan now. No Pamela in sight, though. Go figure. I tried to watch the latest episode of "Burn notice" (350 mb), but my dear old computer went completely totally insane. It litterally tried to rip off it's own head, and assfuck itself to death with it. Seriously, the...