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Aside from using /r/ to source a few images I've never used it. Go back to Waco.

So the current worldwide failure of capitalist systems is just a fluke? All economic systems are doomed to failure, all for the same reasons.

Fixed it for you there.

Says the guy whose response to anything is either to ignore it, use a facepalm smiley, or repeat it back again. :/

"Chef Boyardee and the Three Musketeers shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers; holy moly guacamole said my Chips Ahoy, gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury Dough Boy" - Michael Allan Patton III

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Which, to be fair, would make it exactly the same as any other economic model.

Broadband is generally a low priority in neocon compounds.

:facepalm:

God damn it, and I had plans this evening and everything.

Maybe it might not be the worst idea to try it in the shower then, as the gloss white of a bathroom would help with the light. But like I say, you're only really needing to focus on the one thing (well, two, shhh), so if you can point a few lights and lamps to converge on one spot you're golden...

I'm not sure lighting should really be that big an issue as you're only really focussing on a relatively small area--if you can keep your feet illuminated more strongly than the rest of you it'd help with focus and if you do it right you could work it into an advantage. What do you have in the...

Surely if you require people to register you have more chance of them sticking around? The current rules allow for someone who follows a star on twatter to follow a link, vote, and leave. If only registered members could vote (remember, this is Miss FreeOnes, not Miss Internet) then you'll...

You don't actually understand what communism is do you?

I fixed it for you. I don't get how people don't chalk up Nazi killings to democracy but do chalk up the Soviet killings to communism. A despotic regime is just as bad regardless of who owns the railroads.

Probably explains all that genocide in Cyprus then.

Re: Pornstars without makeup. I knew nearly none of these, but now I have an afternoon to kill. Someone might wanna come spray me with the hose in a few hours and keep me hydrated

I love this quote: The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down ~Frank Zappa

Will someone please tell me what difference being a Muslim would actually have? Seriously.

Cold War diplomacy at its finest.

Diamond Head - "Borrowed Time"

...So you're a man whose decision to trust someone of another race led to his death and the slaughter of his men? I don't really know how this works as a metaphor.

Oh yeah. Cakes and fruits and shit. I'd say it's not my cup of tea but I don't want to give anyone a risky idea.

Start off with some nice shoes on--nothing too fancy but something which shows off the foot rather than covers it. Slip those off, with some stockings underneath--but not the kind with a reinforced toe--which you can then take off (essentially you're doing a little striptease with your lower...

How would being Muslim mean you have no loyalty to a nation with no state religion? Please explain this.

I just gave you a dollar last week!

I left it far too late in life to discover George Carlin. :(

Damn it FreeOnes, cockblocking once again.

If these are some of them magic-eye titties I'm going to be struggling all night with it. :(

Someone remind me about this in four years when it finally gets shown as "new" over here. :P

If people taking pictures of food is still considered weird in Finland, I'm buying a house.

I still don't understand why it would even matter. Can someone explain this to me? Does the Qur'an prohibit working for intelligence agencies or something?

Yep. Without quotes, which you didn't use, that's a lot of potential guff being picked up. For reference, I got 1,660,000 results for this search; does that make it true? Googe search numbers are not a good metric for actual facts--there are 1,710,000 results for moon landing hoax, 4,620,000...

So a few results when you google a specific phrase (bear in mind I'm in Europe and this country is 99.25% white, so beat that) is more definitive than being able to get up and actually walk into a population centre and see first-hand what the truth is?

And this is connected to the rest of your post how?

Guys guys guys. I don't have that kind of money even if I wanted a sprog.

Scotland deep-fried all their VCRs.

I tend to embody my national stereotype so I can't quite remember who I've been voting for what, but I do know that Siri, Harley Spencer, Jaana Ruutu, Lucy OHara and Aeryn Walker have been getting regular votes for me depending on who I find in the ballot soonest.

That reminds me, I have votes to cast and flamboyant costumes to iron.

God damn this thread is making me hungry.

Quick, to the second picture! EDIT: Yum.

Seconding this motion.

Probably best to stick with something like that, as I imagine importing an English soccer top would be pretty pricey.

And how, pray tell, did he find the time to stage this between his fajr and dhuhr? I mean, did he postpone eating babies for the day to make room in his schedule?

I live in Northern Ireland. I'm from where people like Ian Paisley and Sammy Wilson are from. And this is still the single most retarded thing I have ever seen someone coming out with.

I highly doubt it's anything but posturing. Yes it seems extreme but Kim Jong-Un is an educated man. He knows the limitations of his almost-country. He'll be hoping that this sparks a desperate scramble to renegotiate the sanctions so he can walk away a national hero for taking on the big bad...

Canucks might have six-guns, but you're not a real 'Murcan without six guns.

288: the EU functions almost exactly the same as the federal government of federated nations like the US, Canada or Brazil. It's no better or worse than any of them; any idiocy is the fault of individual politicians (who unfortunately will always be cunts) and is not an inherent feature of the...

The problem is that in a lot of countries, elections to the European Parliament are played down by the media who think it's not that important; this leads to a lot of "fringe" parties being elected because their supporters are kept in the loop much more than the average voter. Case in point: the...

Okay someone's going to have to sit my country ass down and explain this. :/