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I'd be smothered to death while Anne Hathaway's Catwoman was queening me. Cold hard cash money to anyone who can arrange this.

I assume it was an overdose of funky cold medina?

Re: pornstars without makeup I don't know if it's the part where you insulted basically all single mothers, or when you waded in and started directly accosting another member out of the blue, or decided that when women do basically anything other than play dress ups just for you it's an...

Re: pornstars without makeup But like I've said, it's not a case of "getting" involved; you already involved everyone by airing this in public. Anyone speaking to you is continuing the involvement you thrust upon them. You can't cry foul when you realise the crowd you addressed wants to...

Re: pornstars without makeup Because if you say something to a crowd and won't field response from all but a select few, you're a coward.

Re: pornstars without makeup When you argue in public on an internet forum, everyone is involved in it. Telling someone to stay out of a public discussion is pretty small and petty, and usually signifies that you don't actually have a reasoned rebuttal to what they've said.

There's a large television broadcast union that organises a singing contest every year, each country subscribing to the union submits an act, all the countries vote for their favourites and the winner hosts it next year. Because it's a mix of so many European, west/central Asian and north...

Exactly. Even when Ireland put up fucking Jedward, the UK gave it huge points because it was an entry they'd seen on their TV shows, heard on their radio stations, etc, because there's a communal anglosphere identity there. That's just as "tactical" as the Scandinavian nations doing it, or the...

See I can't stand this attitude. Ireland and the UK always give each other top points but that's not "tactical", France always throws England something meaty too, Cyprus and Greece do the same, that's not "tactical", but when oh-no-terror-from-the-east Slavic countries that share a language or...

I have to deal with them more up north. :(

Well then stop leaving shit lying around so fucking much. :/

I'm not devout, but what in all fuck is "Patty", did we canonise a burger?

I feel your pain. I think we've given up on winning because we can't afford to host it any more. :(

Re: pornstars without makeup Maleonetwo (I read "12" as "twelve" first time too).

I think I cried a little on the inside. Still hard though.

Neither you nor Lucy. I call shenanigans.

Re: pornstars without makeup It's hard not to find a thread you haven't had a spack attack in, law of averages really.

Hope you die on the way home. Thanks for all the nothing.

I imagine he's the kind of dedicated hobbyist whose plug includes a narrow fart-hole to keep him going.

Taxing would act more as a deterrent than a fundraiser, though. Banning something indicates you don't want it being used, but it's also a totalitarian move that people will always chafe under. Taxing something so it's more expensive limits its consumption in a concrete manner, and a lower...

Even the queenless spell it with an S.

Well I do love hugs.

So in other words, you realise you were wrong? Good lad.

You mean the one where she was directly quoted? I don't get your spazzing out. Maybe past your bedtime?

You obviously didn't re-read it all that well then.

Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! Even if you were limited to exactly one vote per category, that'd be pretty workable.

Meh. He's a while away from pulling an Ebert.

I still don't understand why ban came before tax; didn't prohibition teach you 'murcans nothing?

No one comfortable with your sexuality finds it necessary to demean that of others; wouldn't surprise me if you spent the odd weekend "just keeping tabs" on your local "queer" bar. Failing that, go fuck an oncoming train like a good lad.

Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! This three votes thing is killing me. This time round it was Siri for Miss FreeOnes, Lucy OHara for Adult Model and Aeryn Walker for Newcomer; probably gonna mix those up a little tomorrow.

Missed this or I'd have responded sooner. I've never denied Waco was anything other than a callous atrocity, but it's a bit too Nuremburg to insist it was Clinton, and not the actual ATF men on the ground who were responsible. Each and every one of the agents present that day is guilty of...

I hope you get raped tonight. Like right square in the asshole. And I hope it gets you hard.

I'd say "dream" is the appropriate term as that's all it ever was; the "American dream" isn't some magic touch that existed only within the borders of good ol' 'murca, and it certainly has never existed the way it's idealised by some. Get lucky, avoid being shat on by richer competition, and you...

Less concerned with the why, just good to hear that there's one more legislator who's putting the middle ages to rest.

Re: Pornstars without makeup. Because I'm very nice, here's me with and without:

Take one (1) person, add anonymity, and voila, bullshit casserole. Mushrooms optional.

Bump?

No, I'm just making fun of you and only you.

Nothing against him, like I say the whole band seem pretty amiable; just saying Burr could have been as rich and famous as Nicko if he'd stuck around for the next album or two.

Plus, if you gave women rights, they might get to choose their own sexual partners...

Shame. Ol' Clive was responsible for some of their better material ("Transylvania" was always a favourite in my bass-playing days) but his departure was just ill-timed for his own luck, if he'd hung around for another record or two he'd be a household name. Always seemed like a pretty likeable...

The mistake was being too hands-off in the name of diplomacy; directly finding and supporting the secular or moderate factions in each of the revolutionary movements may have hurt Russia's feelings (oh noeski) but would be better off in the long run.

It's Budgie now, it was Budgie earlier and it'll probably be Budgie again soon. "Breadfan" at the minute.

Out of interest, what is the magic number between getting your plus on and going in for seconds?

You get the trolls, I'll get the camera. What's that, you don't have any trolls? Then it'll be spot on.

You might be right, but given that Maria made a career for herself instead of showing up on Jeremy Kyle, I'd say she's pretty much got that stereotype beat black and blue.

In all honesty there was probably a pretty good parody to be made out of South Park, if it focussed on Chef it would make for a strangely meta parody-of-a-parody of blaxploitation flicks (ol' Chef was basically an exaggerated Isaac Hayes in the first place).

I dunno, nothing will top the American Dad parody with a man in an alien costume.

You know fine fucking rightly that's what you were insinuating. You wouldn't need to bring up whether someone worked in the porn industry unless you felt it was relevant to your insinuation, and it would have zero implication on being a victim of burglary or fraud or mugging or the like. Don't...

You know, I never understood Ron Jeremy. John Holmes I got. Dude was pretty handsome. I'd spread for that. But Ron? I mean he seems jovial. But not jovial enough.