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Sour cream and onion? :dunno:

Bob Hope

I'll come take my thong off for you. Hope its not a problem that I'm circumcised.

Communism, Socialism, Capitalism, Marxism, Cubism, Marco Poloism blah blah blah..... All of those are so boring and overrated. I've come up with my own form of rule that is sure to work. I call it Carrism. Basically, under this new social system all everybody has to do is send sporty_carr...

She sure looks excited in most of those pics where it appears she's at the game. What I can't figure out is why? Don't the soccer players only score a goal about once every 5 days? :dunno:

I blame it on Greg's 1,000,000 rep points.

I agree with you??? :confused: Fuck! I should go to the doctor tomorrow because I must be coming down with something.... Oh wait...nevermind. I think his music is even worse than his artwork. I feel better now. :sigh: :D

I blame it on the Twilight saga.

Of course they can. Don't you remember when Eva Angelina had that one kid? And babies must be expensive cuz after she popped that little bastard out she couldn't even afford to pay her cell phone bill.

I agree. I liked The Quick and the Dead, Gangs of New York, The Departed, Catch Me If You Can, The Aviator, Shutter Island and Blood Diamond. Actually, the only DiCaprio movies I don't like are Titanic and Man in the Iron Mask. By the sounds of it I will probably like this one as well.

I wonder if he would paint me some flowers?

Forget about Blade 4 and Money Train 2, what about Demolition Man 2?

I blame it on Carmella Bing's AIDS baby.

AIDS.....babies....either way her life's over now.

Looks like something from Mel Gibson's worst nightmare.

I thought scientists proved years ago that Cleveland didn't really exist. :confused:

I've been flirting with a girl that's 10 years younger than me....it seems to be going well. Like I said before, I think some girls like older guys.

Mad Max was one of my heroes. :( Why is he so angry and violent now? He didn't used to be this way did he?

He's got crocodile skin.....there's a difference. :nono:

But, you guys!?!? Alligator skin.....how cool would that be?!?

I thought chicks liked older men. Well, wait....how much older? Like are you talkin 50 years or something?

R.I.P. Blockbuster I will always have fond memories of going into your store to see what recent B-horror movie releases were on your shelves. :crying: Of course.....I haven't done that for probably about 5 years anyway thanks to Amazon, but.....yeah.

This thread is a bit early. We still have 80 years to go. :confused:

That Hitler had it all wrong? :dunno: Anyway, how cool would it be if we all had alligaor skin? Seriously, how cool would that be?

Just learned of you today. I greet you a somewhat late welcome to freeones. :) Is this your only thread?!?

uummmmm...........WOW!

Thanks brosef. ;) :pops collar: :flexes in mirror: :struts away:

Thanks for the rep, man. :hatsoff:

Yeah....me too. First DJ beat me to this and then STDiva beat me to disguising a lemonparty link......double sumunabitch. :mad: I was being serious. :confused:

Damn, you beat me to it.....sumunabitch. Perhaps it has something to do with him being dizzy........and buzzed. :confused:

Good luck. :thumbsup:

QUAG!QUAG!QUAG!QUAG!....GGHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!! SPHHGGGHHH!!!!!!......is the sound of true love. :lovecoupl

3 words: Pop. Your. Collar.

A girl that's had sex in a porno? :dunno:

You've been with Ron Jeremy? You are a legend. :bowdown:

He'll probably win a championship............................. when Kobe retires.

Well.....probably............. Just because they're not married doesn't mean they aren't whores. :dunno: You have an $800K pad? Hey, do you think you could throw like $10K my way? I'd be rich!!! :eek: (And $10K closer to world domination, MWA HAHA!!!!) Okay, Okay, only $5K......you're...

PS4 if RE6 will be on it. If not....I'll wait for the PS5.

SO!?!?...........you're here, lets hook up. ;P :D

You should follow her question up with, "if both your mother and I were dangling over a cliff and you were holding onto each one of us with your arms, which one would you let go?" See what she says. ;)

What he said.

Re: The Internet is Dead...According to Prince I found a picture of something else that's been dead for quite awhile.

facebook users > twitter users > freeones members > linkin park fans Fixed. :thumbsup:

AWWWWW, see what you guys did? What buzzkills. I almost made this thread more interesting. :D

Steph by a mile. How come all of the steroids she used went straight to her boobs? :dunno:

Actually, that's the first time I've ever done it. Thank STDiva for being a bad influence. :1orglaugh

BlueBalls is a machine. No seriously, he's a porn forum bot designed specifically for this....model XXXR2-FUKXL. He will still be posting here long after our mortal bodies have turned to dust.

Or Canada.

Thanks. :hatsoff:

This website is pretty interesting. http://www.bluedog.com/interestingfacts=48655