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Can't beat a nice tight ass... or can you? :D

I'd welcome her aboard.... my penis!!! :D

Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:

Thanks for the rep, pal! :thumbsup:

Operation Valkerie

WTF?! Quadruple post? Damn gremlins! :mad:

What the hell? Triple post?

Damn double post!!!

And I'm the guy behind Andronicus Ry. I'm also a poet and I didn't know it. :cool:

Yeah, you're right about Aliens. I would consider it Sci-Fi.

Pepsi!

I saw a story on the news about people with degrees going out to find jobs that don't normally need degrees. Basically saying that the degree type jobs are even more rare than your average everyday job.

Reading your post and it almost exactly describes my situation. Except I've got 3 interviews instead of two. ;) And you are so right, I hate getting unemployment. I feel like a bum sometimes. I know people look down on the unemployed. Hell, when I had a job, one of my coworkers used to...

Call your credit card company and explain that you subscribed to the website and want to cancel, but have been unable to reach them. Tell them every way you tried to contact them and you suspect fraud. This should get the ball rolling.

I have this scene. The two girls in it are adorable and fuck the guy great!

Re: Biggest tits you wanna titfuck Ashlynn Brooke and Bree Olsen's beautiful breasts would make my dick very happy! :D

I love Private! I have several of their DVD's. Every girl is amazingly gorgeous. Lots of group sex, threesomes, and it seems like anal is included in most, if not every scene. And actually, the stories are pretty good if that's something you care about. Which sometimes I do, depends on my mood.

Darkside! :bowdown: Her best work ever!

Kacey Jordan as a cheerleader. Which is exactly what she is going as this year. :thumbsup: Can't wait to see her pic!

No way! Not if you told me I could have sex with any woman in the world I choose. Nope!

Not for me.

Re: Who made you cum today? Tanner Mayes quitting her softball team. I had to straighten her out. ;)

Re: Would you marry a pornstar , if she was still in the business? I would date one, but not marry her unless she quit fucking other guys. If she wanted to do lesbian only, I would be fine with it. Or maybe if she wanted to do hardcore bad enough, I guess I would consider being her stunt cock...

Re: What pornstar would you marry regardless of her career? Kacey Jordan Jordan Capri Tori Black Jenna Haze Not only sexy, gorgeous, etc. But all seem to be confident, intelligent ladies, with a sense of humor. Very important to me.

Very cute pics babygirl! :thumbsup:

Petite for me.

Halloween 2. Duh! lol. Though Aliens and Friday the 13th 2 are classics.

Stacey Dash

I know. It's stuck in my head, too. And I think I like it. :D

Jordan Capri Kacey Jordan Jenna Haze Teen Kasia Sophie Moone Sasha Grey Tori Black Shawna Lenee Tanner Mayes Veronique Vega Some world class ass right there! :thumbsup:

I've seen her use the Widow's Peak move before in TNA, but not recently. Could be she dropped it on her own, or WWE's lawyers called. Though, I don't know how they could stop her from using a wrestling move. :dunno:

ECW! Can't beat the days of Taz, Dreamer, Raven, Sandman, Mikey Whipwreck, Beulah, Francine, Dawn Marie, and so on. Hardcore wrestling at it's fucking best!

Love me some Teagen Presley!

What he said. :)

Now that's cool!:1orglaugh

Re: Who made you cum today? Newly discovered Janessa Brazil. :rubbel: Holy crap she's fine!

I will say The Simpsons, but Futurama is also a favorite of mine. And to those who don't know, Futurama is coming back with new episodes! Targeting for mid 2010 on Comedy Central. Full voice cast and everything. Can't wait! :nanner: Also, you can find it in reruns on Comedy Central late...

I hope she's got plenty of batteries for her vibrator, because I doubt even viagra could help a 112 year old. :D

When girls dress up like, cheerleaders, nurses, french maids, schoolgirls, etc. Dirty Talk. Enthusiasm, she's got to be into the sex. Flexibility. Very cute girls. Blue eyes. Petite. Tight little ass. And Miss Kacey Jordan. :bowdown:

If in a public restroom, I would ask the person in the next stall if they could "Spare a square". :D

Sorry to hear that, but welcome to the club. My company closed up shop a few months ago and there just isn't anything out there. I've began to look for part time work, hoping something will eventually lead to full time.

One more thing from the South Park movie. Satan: Why do you always want to have sex with me from behind, Saddam? Is it because your imagining someone else? Saddam: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to imagine you are? Liza Minnelli?

Great thought. This very well could be the case. Things seem to change when sex enters the picture.

Blowjobs or 69. :D

Slow then fast. And I want Kacey Jordan to do it. And look straight at me with her gorgeous blue eyes. I LOVE eye contact!

Probably 2 to 1 masturbation. :rubbel: Wish I could even out that ratio a bit. :D

Sylvia Saint. Probably the most beautiful pornstar of all time. Hell, she's one of the most beautiful women in the world. But I am also a fan of Monica Sweetheart. By the way, I have My Plaything with Sylvia Saint. Does anyone have Monica Sweethearts virtual sex dvd?

Butters Bottom Bitch was hilarious. The rest of the season is good, but you can't beat Butters. Anyone see the one featuring Butters following his Dad to find out what he was getting his Mom for their anniversary? OMG, I've never laughed so hard! :rofl:

Titans. The Rams and Bucs are worthless.

I hate the Yankers. But I think they will win it this year.