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    >>> It's Official! We're looking for Miss FreeOnes 2010!

    Wow! That's hot! :rubbel:
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    Which do you like better Facebook or Twitter?

    I follow a lot of pornstars on Twitter. Mainly because they post a lot of pics. :D
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    Hotter Latina- Vida Guerra os Sofia Vergara?

    Vida Guerra! :rubbel:
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    Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sex

    I can't decide if this story sucks or blows. :dunno:
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    If the Porn Fairy give you one wish, what would you ask / wish for ?

    My own private pornstar. But does it have to be just one? :D
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    2 places you MUST eat at before you die

    I normally don't drink coffee. But I could use a cup right now. And a blowjob. :nanner:
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    Wonder Woman or DCC?

    Seeing you in that Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader outfit makes me want to give it to you... BAD! I've had a thing for them since as far back as I can remember. Though I hate the Cowboys team with every fiber of my being. :D And you look awesome as Wonder Woman too! You can tie me up with your...
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    Thanks for the friend request. Glad to know you! :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the friend request. Glad to know you! :hatsoff:
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    Thanks for the rep, Sky! :thumbsup: And congrats once again!

    Thanks for the rep, Sky! :thumbsup: And congrats once again!
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    What is the one thing you must do every day?

    Seconded. Dammit. :D I'm sure I've got better, if not more productive, things to do.
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    too much free porn

    I personally don't think I could be any quicker. :thumbsup:
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    Erin or Lane?

    Like em both, but I'll say Erin.
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    Vicky Vette vs Lisa Ann

    Both. :D
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    Favorite John Carpenter Movie

    Halloween or The Thing. Love both of them.
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    Who were the hottest chics of the 80s?

    The girl in the White Snake video is Tawny Kitaen. And the girl in the Warrant video is model Bobby Brown. One of the hottest bodies I've ever seen! :rubbel: Couple of my favorites, besides these two, would be Debbie Gibson and Heather Locklear. :thumbsup:
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    The 'SOUTH PARK' Thread

    Randy Marsh is my idol. And here's a couple favorite quotes. Stan: "Dad, I like being in a boy band. I think it's interesting." Randy: "Well, there's plenty of interesting things you can do. Have you ever tried marijuana?" And... Randy: "Stan?" Stan: "Oh my god, dad, are you dying?" Randy...
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    Claude Levi-Strauss R.I.P.

    First thing I thought when I read the thread title. :1orglaugh No disrespect to the gentleman, though. R.I.P.
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    Hottest female superheroes and villians

    I always thought Batgirl from the old TV series was a cutie. :nanner:
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    What did you want to be when you grew up?

    I never grew up. :) But when I do, I want to be a broadcaster for the Cubs.
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    What are you playing on your guitar,drums or bass right now?

    I'll admit, I'm quite envious of anyone who can play guitar. I've tried, but it's just something I can't seem to grasp. Maybe lessons are something I should try. :dunno:
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    The Real Deal haunted house (warning - another sicko)

    How come it seems for every good story in the world, there are 20 other sick, sad, disgusting, depressing, etc. stories? The world is going to shit, if it's not there already.
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    I'm very sad.

    Keep your head up buddy. It will all be worth it in the long run. Hang in there. :)
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    Are the words under your name true?

    Ummm, do you take credit cards, hilly? :nanner:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Tori Black :rubbel:
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    Official Star Member Wishlist

    Kacey Jordan. :) Already have told her about FreeOnes and trying to get her to become an OCSM!
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    Thank you for the rep!

    Thank you for the rep!
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    solo vid preference

    Can't we have both? :D
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    >>> It's Official! We're looking for Miss FreeOnes 2010!

    I nominate my favorite girl! Miss Kacey Jordan! Come on guys vote for her! She's a cutie! :D
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Miss Kacey Jordan once again.
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    Are the words under your name true?

    I've noticed several times where they were true. Don't know what mine says now. About to find out. :) "The Rules, of course I have read them!" Damn you FreeOnes! Get out of my head! :eek:
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    Nipple peircings?

    Depends on the nipples, I guess. But I prefer just the ears be pierced, and the naval is a cute place too.
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    Tan Girls

    Amy Reid
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    Favorite serial killer

    Yeah, that's another serial killer who should be on this list. And another great movie too. Called Gacy and stars Brian Dennehy. He really nailed the character.
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    Favorite serial killer

    Ted Bundy. But, if Charles Manson was on the list, it would easily be him. Though, I don't think he ever murdered anyone did he? Wasn't he just the cult leader? And, if anyone has never seen the movie Helter Skelter, it is highly recommended. Incredible movie.
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    Three word story

    as an appetizer
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    Ah, ok. Thanks for the info!

    Ah, ok. Thanks for the info!
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    What kind of grades did you get in school?

    I honestly don't remember my gpa. But I was only an average student. I was always told if I applied myself, I could do so much better. But what do those teachers know, anyway? I be hapy withe me edumacation in skool! :D
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    Bush lied about WMD's

    Regardless of anyone's political views and opinions, this quote is always the most important. I thank you Jason and all the other men and women of our armed forces for your efforts. I really do. I don't think you guys, and girls, are appreciated enough.
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    Bush lied about WMD's

    Politicians and lying go together like beer and pizza. Or beer and pretzels. Or beer and... another beer. :thumbsup:
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    Ultimate milf threesome

    Back in the 80's my two favorite pornstars were Amber Lynn and Ginger Lynn. I saw several scenes with them together. Now, twenty years later, I would love to have a MILF threesome with these two still beautiful ladies. :)
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    The fall of pizza, America's staple food

    I consider pizza it's own food group. :D
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    tight ass or bubble butt

    Well done, sir. Well done. :thumbsup:
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    Who is or are your favorite flat chested pornstar actresses?

    Kacey Jordan Jordan Capri Aubrey Addams Courtney Simpson Aaliyah Love Alexia Sky McKenzie Miles - Though I believe she's recently had a boob job. Sandy Sweet Meet Madden
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    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:
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    Thanks for the rep! :glugglug:

    Thanks for the rep! :glugglug:
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    Halloween Promises.................

    :rofl: Love it!
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    Mmm Mmm Mmm

    Welcome Ms. Fay! I'm a fan of your body.... of work. ;)
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    Democrats spreading the wealth

    Reason number one I hate politics. Those fuckers are in it for the money and power. They don't give a fuck about the people they are supposed to represent.
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    Pornstars in Hollywood

    Sasha Grey starred recently in "The Girlfriend Experience" and I heard it got really good reviews. I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. As far as any other porn stars going mainstream, I can't think of anyone else doing it recently.
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    James Bond songs.

    View to a Kill Nobody Does It Better :thumbsup:
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