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Did I also mention all people who love ice cream hate... Women, Life, Oxygen, People, Kill people

We must rise up and all realize were addicted to sex and porn. I request that none of us touch ourselves for 36 years! This will send freeones.com a message that we are not their whores. You may stay a board whore still though. Just no touching yourself. So what do you guys say? I'm a...

Yes, but playing someone for a chump is not right. It angers you so much when you've been taken and something like this is unforgivable to most people.

No offense, but when I saw 20,000+ words I stopped reading. I can barely read the names on COD.

Re: The Ladies Thread For (Female Members & Official Checked Star Members) *Us Ladies You guys can have your own thread. I'm not saying I can stop you to do this, but it's your right since we have a billion of them. I probably can learn a ton about women this way, so keep going. I'll just...

I almost have to say he deserved this. This is one of the mortal lies in my book that I don't let go unforgiven. Maybe not kill him, but after finding out something like that I don't think I'd have an option.

I've really learned to ignore gays hitting on me. It happens all the time. Just got a message on myspace from one of my friends telling me he was gay and to call him if I ever got "curious". I get hit on by gay guys all the time. At first I was just like wtf. Now It's not really a big deal. I...

Charles Manson wasn't a serial killer. He did what Hitler did and taught hatred.

Re: The Ladies Thread For (Female Members & Official Checked Star Members) *Us Ladies Fuck my life

I knew it after I went into their store and saw guys with RPG's guarding the door I knew something was wrong. I shall write Osama about this victory and tell him how angered people are over this. Well, I could really care less, so I'm going to go watch game 6 of the 1991 world series.

Yes bacon is winning!

:):

Well your the only one who's ever put Cthulhu in their signature. I'm starting to wonder where they find mods for freeones.com.

I love rain, now make it rain all over my body. I only accept 100s and major credit cards.

Are you ever nice...? Banned me for 7 days...

How do you know I'm on my Asus!!! Dude you know too much about me. Are you my father? Please come home. I promise no more terrible pasta pictures.

Now everyone google "ugliest mother fucker on the planet" first picture is my picture.

It's another bacon vs. ice cream threads. This is a serious issue and has been talked about for centuries probably even eons.

Warm chewy and crispy bacon - with a beautiful woman next to you. or NAZI ICE CREAM - cold, no protein, causes cancer, and promoted by FOX NEWS! Alright, I believe bacon is king. Here is why... Bacon is warm Bacon has protein Eat bacon Bacon loves you Bacon has no carbohydrates Eat bacon...

300, I don't care I'd probably sleep with him. It's one of my favorite movies. It's not very accurate though when it comes to the real story, but hey who can't respect a body like that.

If the little women can fight me off then I definitely don't want to mess with her. She could probably hold me by the head while I try to swing. I always hated when my older cousins did that.

24/7 since 88... the girl I liked made my aim screen name like 10 or so years ago. Sniperguy24788, but sniper was taken in a game, so I made it 24788 instead.

Cmon, Mike Rowe is a charming guy. I can't get enough of him. Porn is a pretty dirty job, just maybe... if you catch my drift.

I've had the nickname penguin for most of my life. I love penguins too. I love sliding on my belly with them. It's so much fun and it's cool when we fly together around Antarctica with each other. The only problem is penguins can't fly, so we have to drive everywhere we go.

I've worked at Lowes for over 2 years now and still don't give a damn about Jimmie Johnson. Nascar is one of the worst sports (if you can even call it a sport). No skill involved in driving a car around in a circle. Put RPG's and guns on their vehicles and well talk.

What happened to him and more information about this. I never knew this happened.

*Cries*

fuck my life

Why not just a women in general :(. No one ever thinks of that. I mean just touching a women is better than your sex doll.

Lol at the last part. Repping that shit. Actually made me laugh. I'm not saying it's not nice to thank someone, but after a while it's just annoying. All your messages become thank yous. Why not just say hey or something new? I'm going to start telling "your mom" jokes until you get the point.

I mean come on you don't have to thank someone for repping you. It's actually quite annoying. I become so happy and cheerful when I see an unread visitor message. Only come to realize it's someone thanking me for repping them. My hopes and dreams are crashed. Last 4 messages were thanks for...

This happens at the local police station when I ask women out then they go request a restraining order. Well the police don't send out twitter messages.

I'd save all the information you need on your computer onto an external hard drive. Reset it to new, so the hard drive is ready to be written over again (assuming you own a pc). If you have too much information to save I'm going to wonder how much you have your computer. It's dangerous to keep...

You had me at Taco Bell.

I hate when people have sex parties in the hotel rooms. I don't get any cleaning products or if I do it's pretty rare since the hotel is cheap. I have to improvise and use my mouth to clean it up.

I don't know I really don't count in between.

I don't think anyone said it yet! I blame Obama.

It's a fail, but not so bad. Remember that time we invited over a ton of women to a house party and told you it was a pussy party, but you showed up as this. http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/hello-kitty-storm-trooper.jpg

It's not really a screw up. Just a lack in mental thought. I wouldn't worry about it though since everyone makes mistakes. On second thought though you should probably be feeling guilty right now for not making a poll. I just hope you know that.

Is the Penis really that important? I'm pretty sure if I had no Penis I'd be an expert in school, being paid millions a year, and a world traveller or I'd just kill myself due to having no Penis and no one to fuck over with it.

Yes, because it's general advertising. I had no idea who Nikki Nova was until today. I think "Audrey Bitoni" will be my vote if she's not on there I'll go with Nikki Nova.

In 2006 Opera was put on a scale by three of her workers. The workers were never seen again and the scale was found broken. Only went up in tons though.

HAHA, brutally honest women! Every guy is like "YES! sex with a pornstar". Nikki's probably thinking "oh god, what did I get myself into?".

I'm going to buy a parachute!

Oh cmon no one loves GLENN BECK? I think he has an awesome way of going insane.

We can't reverse your charges. I asked why not like 40x... It was $2!

My wife better not talk and she sure as hell can stutter if she doesn't talk. Last time I told the girl I might marry someday to shut up though she kicked my ass. Then turned it around on me like I was the bad guy. Fucking women, can't live with them and sure as hell you can't run away. JAJAJA

Bush wanted to make big daddy happy with going to war in Iraq. Why not just go to Afghanistan? Oh that's right big daddy Bush. Obama now you can't really blame everything on him, but he's so bad at making up his mind. I swear he probably has problems picking the soup or the salad at dinner...

Sex with my X box 360, Computer, and TV all night long. I work on my two websites whenever I'm bored to make some extra income and keep my horrible levels of writing where they are at currently.

I mean at least this way I can complain about not having my health either. I fucking hate $35 over draft fees. It was on a $2 over charge. SOB banks are such rip offs. I could have bought an 1/8th of quality weed with that. A mother fucking eighth, but now I have nothing.