holy shit!
Christmas_Ape
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who are you?!
im in denial.
you have to be here under another name. thats what im choosing to believe. yep.
You've slipped backward in time Ape. 5 posts short...
dammit. at least come back as someone else.. unless.. you already did. hmm.....
You're funny. Will you run away with me?
My former master, Bodie One Kenobi, taught me the power of the post is all around us. It guides us. It penetrates us. It gives us our strength. We are to be one, 100, 5000 or more with the post. The temptation to seek 5000 and beyond grows...
dry mouth *check*
constipation *check*
urinary anomalies *check*
what about heavy menstrual flow?
A tempting offer is before me. To what is our purpose then, master? If our posting gives us strength, are we not ceding our strength? The pull of 5000 is strong.
:bowdown:Ape just simply :bowdown:
You laughed about?
Thanx for the congrats and the rep. very kind of you! be well! ttyl. :hatsoff:
I have reached "Christmas's Climax" aka 4999.....
Why must you always post things that are way too deep for my ancient and barely functional brain?
You just like to taunt me, don't you? :crying:
Maybe it was. Maybe it wasn't. I'll let you decide.
If I contact the Mods and ask that those deleted threads be "resurrected" in the form of a Freedom of Information threatening...that would boost you beyond 5000...would you return fulltime???? C'mon..see. Posting = Great Fun.
What are you doing back, Grape Ape? :tongue:
Welcome back. :hatsoff:
Only time I holler is when I have an orgasm. :tongue:
:glugglug:how the devil are you sir?mucho missed
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