Hey Vicky,
I hope you're doing well! I was thinking - as a bonus for joining your site, you should offer us the occasional coupon for toilet paper, since -and if other members are like me, and they most assuredly are - you have me going through it quite quickly lol.
Or maybe you should offer the official Vicky Vette cum rag?
I think I need to invest in one of those, maybe I'll look around the next time I'm at Nordstrom...