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Ahhh yesss. Don't you all just love to see a post by me again,
especially related to this section. Once more into this unmitigated diarrhea shower of a yellow fever vomit show. I just couldn't stay away because it is just too much of a delicious trainwreck that keeps on gushing pus, shit and bile:
https://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?750692-The-legacy-of-BONER-and-his-friends
Here we see complete and fanatical dedication to violently shitting all over any kinds of rules and guidelines of this entire section was ever supposed to have with aborted half-sentences with links and pictures spammed all over in the middle, because that's of course what the guidelines of this section say;
just to make this another picture thread and not a story thread with any kind of literary talent at all. The cherry on top of this rotten corpse-cake is just too delicious.. because as you should infinitely clearly see, it is a..
...supposed moderator of this board section that's doing it right here.
I really fucking violently LOVE this shit, this just couldn't have gone any better. Absolute masterpiece, fifty different literary awards for lifetime achievements incoming for everybody. :1orglaugh
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How exactly has this gone unnoticed by anybody else, can't tell. Maybe you are cynical and nihilistic far beyond the point that I am. I couldn't just report this thread. I have to publicly post this, this is just too much. Having that thread posted by a fucking
moderator just throws out any and all semblance of guidelines at all. It's absolutely fucking hilarious at this point already. :rofl:
You see how insanely bad the idea for this entire section was? What did you expect, exactly? Did you really think any of these inbred monkeys to be able to put together half a sentence to describe any kind of sexual content in a proficient way? I suppose you just wanted your piece of views from all those other "erotic literature" sites with nothing but incest, rape and other forms of wholesome shit written into them. At least it seems this thread doesn't have any of that (but all that seems to have been replaced by a healthy amount of stalking fetish).
The silver lining is that this section seems to be very scarce, when it comes to new threads being posted. Good, keep it that way. Let. It. Fucking. DIE.
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Cut to the next illiterate monkey that comes to this thread and pathetically tries to shit on me for daring to criticize their magnum opus, trying to say to me "go on then, write what you want to see if you think all of this is so bad". Does it look like it would matter here? Does it look like anybody worth their salt would want to waste any time in here? Pearls to swine, that phrase raise any sort of recognition in whatever passes for your brains? I'm not one for writing erotic stories or writing in general, not anymore and certainly not here. I have written stuff far beyond my point of tolerance. When it comes to porn, I just want to see it, direct and visual and in the face in all its jizzy, squirty, trembling details. I have no inspiration, inclination or any specific skill to write about it any more than that. But what we have seen here is a complete disaster and what the internet at large has in terms or "erotic literature" is several grades of greater disaster, as you should well know since many of you have tried so hard to ape all the worst practices in there when posting here. The rest of the internet "erotic literature" sure tried to leech its way into here, that's for sure. Not that it hasn't already infected every other pornsite already, with their consistently incestuous captions and "fantasy" descriptions, for example. Sure as hell didn't need for incest to make a comeback from the vintage era of porn. Anybody that wants incest in porn, fuck yourselves in the ass with a rusty chainsaw at full throttle.
Anything written by anyone actually proficient with erotic stories would be swallowed instantly into this cesspool, never to be seen again. Don't waste an iota of your brain in here, if you are intent on writing any sorts of stories. I remember telling you my expectations for how this section is going to go, right in the beginning.
It sure turned out just as bad as I expected. Saw this coming beyond infinitely far away. Maybe you thought that it doesn't matter or that it'll improve over time. Hahahaha.
Any attempt by anybody to one-up me or to reply basically anything: just. Do. Not. Bother. In before any of that, all of it is and will be infinitely predictable. This makes sure that some of you WILL TRY EXACTLY THAT. You just WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST and that will make me even more in the right, again. Any amount of variation to the especially necrotic "tell us how you really feel" -trope is especially done for, trite, tortured and destroyed beyond trillions of deaths and resurrections, none of what you say to that effect proves or shows anything to anybody. This section will be closed and destroyed, one way or another, either by slow death by declining post count or by some of you one-uppers and random landfill overspills from the *chan -boards seething in rage to spam all your pedophilic fetish stories here next, which WILL lead to this getting absolutely and fundamentally eradicated from existence.
In before Petra or somebody else from the Freeones team coming to say here "you are right, but you are such an insufferable rancid cunt of a bastard by posting all this and all the rest of your rants that I'm just going to ban you. We are too fucking busy and stressed out with remaking this site into the mobile disaster that it's meant to become to kiss all the least common denominator asshole, for all these mobile-addled retards that can barely function enough to press a giant button on their single-use excessively expensive and impossible-to-repair bullshit device to bring up the latest malware or identity theft scam of a shitware that the markets are
rife with. Yea, those are the ones we serve our content for now, so fuck you and fuck anybody with a barely working brain, we are done with you. We serve the brainless masses."
You do whatever you do as a result of this, or don't. This is another rant that is now out of my system, or maybe not. Doesn't matter either way. Even DOA82 had a sense of humour. I do not. [nobabe]No mercy, no remorse, no regret, nothing. Only nihilism, cynicism and rants.[/nobabe] :rofl:
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