Recent content by Zap Rowsdower

Tap shoes? I don't dance...I CAN'T dance, you little bastard!

It's not an insult if it's accurate.

Now you're pulling the old smug/pseudo-manipulative card, which is not only stooping a level below, is tantamount to "ive got nothing", but it's also the most annoyingly passive aggressive tactic ever. Also, since when was "dunce" below anything?

Everything about them is terrible, you dunce. Maybe you forgot how to come up with a decent "burn." Even if their name was White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, it would be just as lame and stupid.

That sentiment is actually a little bit shallow.

Freak Kitchen is a really fucking terrible name, not to mention they suck. Also, to those people talking about !!!, it's pronounced CHK-CHK-CHK. Oh, you haven't heard? They're terrible.

I don't really listen to it very often, but I'm biased because Jim Norton is one of my favorite comedians. No, they're not a shitty morning ***.

I don't listen to so much Black Metal, but I enjoy Death, Grind, Thrash, etc. I've been listening to these bands a lot as of late: Necrophagist, Pig Destroyer, Municipal Waste (Traditional Thrash throwback with some Hardcore thrown in), Animosity (although it's not really straight up Death...

Kitty. Not to mention she's built like a 12 year old boy with a vagina. Also, Allie Sin's monotone moans.

Sleater-Kinney

The end of Sleepaway Camp is creepy as hell.

Abbey Brooks, bar none.

God, she's cute as hell and cool as crap!

Kobe Beef is pretty expensive, but god damn is it delicious. If anyone is ever in Hollywood, I suggest going to Lucky Devil's and getting their Kobe burger.

3 months ago. It sucks, but I do enjoy masturbation as well!