Recent content by WinkOfPink

Too much wine. Honesty abounds. She's so heavy. And no, I'm not talking about her butt. She's got savvy. She's got humor. She's got slime. She's got my Beatles records, but I just can't prove it. Most importantly, she's got my name, and that fucked me up from the first moment! *I* was...

In a VAN down by the RIVER? Damn, Cake... You should have said something. We won't let you go hungry.

Team America?! Parker and Stone have turned her loose in the DOLL universe?! The action figures are gonna love her, dudes. There's no telling what she'll talk them into. I think we're fucked. Wait no... We're not fucked at all. She'll make us watch her fuck R2D2 and C3PO over and over for...

Isn't it obvious? Trey Parker and Matt Stone have drawn her new hair and a new ass... And who knows what else. Video in 2017. The Cake has needs, dude.

"Quit hacking my phone you sick bastards!" - Trey Parker

http://nips.com/image/sexy-pattycake/140318/sexy-pattycake-spoiled-brat/15/ That shoe collection might show up on satellite photos. These are not the colors of your average God fearing cartoon.

Okay, what the fuckity-fuck-oh-dear is this? pic.twitter.com/vJjFxrysCg I have no words. She wins. She appears to be migrating north, too. Florida's lookin' good.

The Cake Box has gotta be heavy. I think she's waiting for the internet to become hip enough to handle her sci-fi semi-animated carnal knowledge. It's going to take years to get us up to speed, but I think she's got it in her.

Give it up, baby. The charade is over. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jeremybender/***********-who-definitely-are-pokemon You will all be exposed! Errrrrr..... No pun intended.

First the garage rock band, and now this track? Is she going all Rock Groupie on us? Should we be playing our Led Zeppelin records? Has she ever heard of the GTO's? Oh wait... What am I saying? She was there.

I really should give her more credit. She would never buy her Nickelodeon Slime. She cooks her own, I'm sure. http://www.cutenudeteens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sexy-pattycake-rubber-duck-12.jpg

Me too! I've got all her albums. Hell, I even still hold out hope that she gets the band back together. http://images.wikia.com/cartoonnetwork/images/c/c6/Josie_and_the_Pussycats_title.png

Holy ****. After 3 Vicodins and a Valium with a Nyquil chaser, she looks exactly like a shark in that thing. I've gotta find that film... if she hasn't already.

It's an old rock n roll bullshit story. Frank Zappa called it "The Mud Shark." If a group of musicians did enough of Pattycake's Scooby Snacks, they could easily mistake her for a fish if she wore this Mud Shark costume. Especially with fellow cartoons, Led Zeppelin...

What I can't believe is that nobody's talking about her new Mud Shark set. I knew that story was about her all along... Just couldn't prove it 'til now. She has been redrawn many times.