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Why is it that when I see these collections of Patty's photos, I have the one Rebel pilot from the end of Star Wars in my head: "Almost there . . . Almost there . . ."

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates As long as one session is on the conundrum of how Jerry Springer > Internet. And the as-yet-untested paradox of if they'd get nude for pay in a major magazine.

Oh, I'm sure she realizes it. She's been doing this for so long at this point that I can be nearly certain that each photo is carefully choreographed to show "just enough." Though I'm sure her lucky photographer(s) - not sure if there's just one or more than one - have a collection of...

Well now that's ironic: just when there were loads of complaints about Patty's lack of "exposure," she reveals more all at once than I think we've ever seen. Go figure.

Although I've always wondered if any of the more "in"-famous non-nude models -- Pattycake included -- would go nude for Hustler, Penthouse, or even Playboy, or if their non-nude stance extends to big paydays and print magazines.

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates These must not be from her usual photographer; they're not the same poses over and over again. Definitely a step up in that department.

It's like the slowest striptease in history. Maybe we should call the Guinness record book people.

I find it oddly funny that we can see more when she has the top on . . .

It's almost like a Sasquatch sighting, just much, much sexier. Unless there's a Sasquatch fetishist somewhere out there.

I sure hope Cass doesn't get rear-ended.

Check the last pic. It's nice to see she means "Smooth Criminal" in more ways than just an obvious Michael Jackson tribute.

I admire how Patty goes from a Beatles T-shirt to the stars n' stripes bikini, like the US bursting forth from Britain and declaring its independence. It's very creative subtext. Except that, in this case, Britain is a shirt and the US is Patty's spectacular chest. I'll salute to that.

Re: ***** of Ashley (aka 36J Ashley Sage Ellison of Score/Voluptuous) Though the front is impressive, the rear is definitely very underrated. That's a serious "b-donk-a-donk."

There's nothing more refreshing than seeing a logical justification for SPC -- or any NN model for that matter -- finally giving up what they've been teasing us with for so long. It sounds a lot better than "Sho boobz plz." That's for sure.

Thanks for providing the links, Callista. I've been trying my darnedest to find them for the past few weeks. You've proven yourself time and time again to be the best NN model on the Net, as well as the most fun.