I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay
'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property
You're the only...
Can't think of much in the way of memorible bass solos. But for me, I enjoy listening to the bass work of:
Pete Way (UFO)
Steve Harris (Iron Maiden)
Richard Bateman (Nasty Savage / Gardy Loo)
Take him to 3 strip clubs and buy him two full contact lap dances in each. And if he is still gay the next day, I doubt if there's anything I can do about it. But at least I will have shown him what's great about NOT being gay.