tittenman

tittenman

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    ha ha was a gudn, doin fine mate since the footy is back, on!!!! long live the premiership
    dont work too hard lol :D 10000 dollars a day jesus you aint cheap lol :Dttyl
    R
    A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

    "Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked.
    "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.
    "No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy.
    Embarrassed, the mother replied, "Oh, it's nothing, son." She then left to get some hot dogs and sodas.
    While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's that long thing hanging between the elephant's legs?"
    "That's the elephant's penis, son," explained the father.
    "Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?" the boy asked.
    Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, "I've spoiled that woman, son!"
    R
    happy new year my friend!!! :D
    M
    No it's very warm here most of the year. We don't get anywhere near as much cold weather as I would like. You would definitely melt here 95% of the year.

    I am. I don't know about that. I mean my site down at the moment plus like my flirty funny pervy personality wont get me to far I wouldn't think. But should be interesting to see what happens.

    Hugs and XXX from the funny OCSM that warms your heart but keeps you hard.
    M
    I'll half agree laughter and foreplay turn on a girl then the happy sex time may commence.

    I'm doing quite well. How are you?

    Ohh but if we XXX won't you melt? I know we can play in a freezer you'll be safe there and you'll make me hot enough I wont freeze.
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