Recent content by themrose

My big thing is pussy eating. They always get nice close-ups as long the guy/girl ain't getting to much in the way. Blowjobs and 69 too :D

From JaneB.: 1). Why do men usually cheat with women that are less attractive and nice than the lady they are already with? Good question.. I think it's coincidence... it was for me From Sparky Shortz: 2). What is the difference between love and sex? Love is that undefinable bond you share...

"ok huni, now don't take the blindfold off, i'm gonna give you a blowjob that'll knock your socks off" hehehe, poor bastard

I'd start ******* the bastards. There are worse things than being a zombie.. and that's being a dancing zombie in a michael jackson music video... -_-

The Democratic party is bad for the environment.. and so are the republicans... and the communists... and everyone else. Let's just toast the planet like a marshmallow and see if that evolution theory works out again :fight::eek::flame::conehead:flylicker

a bunch of freakin koreans? dude that's cold =P

Everytime I play hide-in-go-seek in the dark with my nieces one of the dogs always shits right in a doorway or in a spot that would make a good hiding place... I **** dogs sometimes -_-

Ok, so apparently pets have this huge carbon footprint... what about methane gas emmitting elephants and wild *******??

my personal favourite.. is VIRgina :D and my *******-in-law calls it vuginer for some reason -_-

maybe try a search for blonde fucking brunette...................

I liked the irish **** I had on layover from the sandbox, but being the cheap bastard I am, I love my PBR :D

Wouldn't it be nice if power DIDN'T corrupt people? especially on such a miniscule level as a man with a badge and a ***. Serve and protect, that's it. Not wave guns at a bunch of **** for throwing a snowball... during a snowstorm. It's actually pretty fucking hilarious when you think about it...

I'm pretty sure if I took her home she wouldn't be back to the library for a looooong time :D

I never liked clowns.. but I gotta say that fella has a certain irrististable charm about him... :pukey:

watch out for that little puddle behind you! hahaha, wow, if that thing IS bulletproof I want it :D