Recent content by sumoftheexcess

awesome foto wall - best lol of the day. thank you freeones!

1. What should the internal temperature of the watermelon be? 2. Drop load inside watermelon or on top? (Would need at least 2 watermelons) 3. Would it be acceptable to serve her the watermelon after said jacking? :1orglaugh

Francesa Le kind of gets too into it. Apart from faking how good it feels, the performance is over enthusiastic.

Gwyneth Paltrow a la Pepper Potts

Femme Fatale...that scene with Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and the model, sure it's just kissing but still. That's the only part I watched, didn't bother with the rest of the movie :|

If I had to suck someone off to prove I'm not a racist, then I'm the biggest racist I know.

I actually had to stop reading and think about that. What about a combination of both? It clincher would be that she looks up at me the whole time. Whoah...I just had an epiphany. I think I watch too much porn :confused: lol funny **** btw very Rodney Dangerfield-esque

Standard sexual competency score pending since 19xx I had to relearn how to masturbate after finding Freeones

Re: Who's tits do yo want to suck on? Dillan Lauren

Have you tried Lava Soap?

The final bar scene in Unforgiven, it really showed that the gunfighters that lived to tell the story were the ones that took the time to aim.

I guess whoever was doing the air brushing on this one fell ****** at the wheel. 1. She looks liek Vin Diesel 2. She has no nostrils! Wah tah fah?!

They're more considerate and honest about sex and sharing an experience. Sometimes they are set in their ways so getting them to try new things is half the battle but all the fun! Finally convincing her to let you eat her out. . .priceless.

Bellys are nice if toned and in proportion with the rest of the body. A small pouch is passable. Caressing a lover's belly feels good. In no way do I support excessive bellies though I guess you could store food in the folds while you're having sex lolz oh god gross

If you had the choice which one would you choose: 1. Meet God i.e. in corporeal form 2. Travel to a planet with an environment and life forms similar to earth