Dear Silly French Person,
Your pathetic attempts to insult me have failed. I advise you to please learn English: the French were never good at mockery, but have always been useful as a target of mockery themselves. As I am English, I expect to be spoken to in English, otherwise it is fair to say that any grievances on your part are merely incoherent, inane ramblings to me.
Yours faithfully,
S. Williams,
A Proud Englander.
Your pathetic attempts to insult me have failed. I advise you to please learn English: the French were never good at mockery, but have always been useful as a target of mockery themselves. As I am English, I expect to be spoken to in English, otherwise it is fair to say that any grievances on your part are merely incoherent, inane ramblings to me.
Yours faithfully,
S. Williams,
A Proud Englander.