This pic is a before and after. She's not looking her best these days sadly, seems she's hooked (or was recently hooked) on the crystal meth.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/2d5ea2158109795
Such a shame.
Septics - septic tanks - yanks
innit - isn't it (but only dickheads use that, in my experience)
uphill gardener - a homosexual
right proper prat - an idiot