Recent content by Rob the Gob

For any pornstars I've offended by questioning their grass-cutting skills, I apologise. Although I remain adamant that if I was gonna invite someone over to cut my grass, the chances of me going out of my way to specifically hire a pornstar are pretty damn slim.

Why would I want to cut my lawn with a pornstar. I mean, sure, they're very energetic when it comes to all this sex business, but I don't imagine they'd be the best people to perform run-of-the-mill, down-to-earth, everyday, humdrum manual labour with.

Re: Who made you cum today? Despite looking at my fair share of porn, I haven't really masturbated over any porno chick since last November. The last vid I pleasured myself to was a threesome vid starring Cindy Hope, Jasmine Rouge and some guy. It was basically a blowjob vid, but not POV. Very...

Good god, man! I can't even begin to fathom what you've written as the topic heading. What are you trying to ask?

I haven't actually seen that many movies lately. The last really good movie I watched must have been The Shining - and that's about a month ago now. I watched Flags Of Our Fathers a little over a fortnight ago, but was pretty disappointed with it tbh. Letters From Iwo Jima is a much, much...

Astoundingly hot pics. I just hope you closed the curtains. Think I'M gonna need a shower after that!

Sasha Grey is a very energetic performer and some of her work is pure intensity (her blowjob skills rock), but Tori Black is definitely hotter. So my vote goes to Tori.

You're very pretty, but you don't remind me of any pornstar in particular. I think you should just make up your own porn name and post nude picks of yourself online. I promise I'd oogle them.

Much as I adore the complete disregard of all sensibilities and utter anarchism of South Park, I picked The Simpsons. It's more wholesome, ****** entertainment that both adults and **** can enjoy and has more or less stood the test of time (despite going through a lengthy period of full-blown...

Eurotrash, Yanky Panky, Porn Crackers, Naked in Westminster, Hollywood Sex and undoubtedly other sex-themed programming from the late 90s and early 2000s.