reaganimpression

Sup, I'm reaganimpression. I watch a lot of porn because, you know, I'm a perv. It's natural.

You've probably seen me make a negative comment or two about various pornstars, so you probably think that I don't like any of them. It's not true, it's just that I'm more likely to leave a comment if I find someone overrated or need to vent about her. if I like her, there's not much else to say - everyone else does a pretty good job of complimenting them!

I'm not 100% certain but I feel that my top 10 favorites would be:
1) Evelyn Lin
2) Alexis Love
3) Jackie Ashe
4) Nautica Thorn
5) Vanessa Leon
6) Shyla Stylez
7) Lacey Duvalle
8) Shi Reeves
9) April O'Neil
10) Zoey Holloway

Or, you might see me correcting FreeOnes about wrong information on someone's page, and trust me, they do it a LOT. There is a lot of incorrect information on this site, and for whatever reason, they don't let any of the fans edit details on girls' pages. They think half of retired girls are still active, and yet think half of girls still doing porn are "retired." It boggles my mind.

My ten biggest pet peeves in porn (mind you, porn marketed for guys, so not everyone will agree)

10 - obnoxious cameramen who won't STFU (I know, obvious)
9 - male performers who won't shut the fuck up (keep groaning, acting like it's the first time they've ever had sex, etc)
8 - male performers in POV porn who keep touching the girl's head or tits...GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OUT OF THE WAY!
7 - when the guy blows his load on two girls in a threesome, then won't get his goddamn dick out of the frame while they're swapping cum. like seriously, I don't want to see your dick ruining the shot
6 - fatass potbellied male performers in porn. is it that hard to find a decent looking dude? Not trying to jack off to a guy but if he's ugly as fuck then it is distracting.
5 - small or ugly or uncircumcised dicks on male performers. again is it really that hard to find a dude with a big dick to fuck your pornstar? it is incredible how many little wee-wee's are being used in porn.
4 - when the camera cuts to the guy's face (don't ever do this)
3 - or really, whenever the camera shows too much of the guy (don't ever do this)
2 - a porn scene is only as good as its camera angles. when a scene with so much potential, with beautiful girl(s) is ruined because of shitty camera angles, few things are as disappointing.
1 - #1 pet peeve. GUY FEET! I don't want to see some guy's nasty ass feet in POV porn. either get yourself a cameraman or wear some goddamn shoes! (I realize this may be a strange pet peeve to some)