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    Another Unusual Funny Ways To Solve Problems

    This is 'freeones', it would be more appropriate if the handle was a dildo. And you would have to wonder how many hands would go 'unwashed'.
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    Compare and contrast

    Before and after. Before baby and after baby. Before marriage and after marriage.
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    Sexy bikini

    That feathery scarf thing has got to go.
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    Breaking The Ice

    I saw this scene in 'Jack-ass'.
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    Love At First Sight

    Very childish.
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    These Things Happen

    That's no excuse. I never got into an accident myself.
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    Back to School

    My high school is not what it used to be.
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    Doggy Style

    If there was such a thing as re-incarnation, there I am right there.
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    Blondes vs Brunettes

    I'll see all the contestants in the back one by one for a private interview.
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    Female soccer referee

    My pants would fall off every chance I get.
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    Before Marriage & After Marriage

    Looks a lot like my marriage. She'd eat me if I asked for a divorce.
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    denise milani

    I'm actually a little afraid.
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    Best-Gifts-Ever!

    This is what it looks like when you mess with granny's stash.
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    Buffet

    Excuse me miss. Can I get an order of that to-go please.
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    happy ******* day

    I want my mommy.
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