Recent content by otter311

powerade purple

nina dobrev

this is not a truely bad one but still, my worst. 12 years old with a new g/f, we'd been together for 2 weeks. the day before valentines day i find out not form her but her friend that she has dumped me and now is dating another guy. valentines day fell on a school day so i walked in and a...

like most days i get knocked down, but i get up again. never gonna keep me down.

skin diamond

describe the girl

i concur

i dont get it. is it funny b/c asians dont normally have large tits?

been there

....i wish i had me some pet dragons. then id show em

Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!

establishments still have the right to serve to who ever they wish and on a business stand point she did the right thing. very few patrons want to be sitting and ******** with openly displayed firearms. plus once the word goes around that they are cops even fewer are going to want that 3rd...

skyfall

milk.... chocolate milk!

its that kind of crap that would bring out the psychotic in me. i would have stopped talking all together and just stared menacingly and when she left i would have called out "im on break" and followed her for hour or two.