Recent content by MT25

It's been fun everyone! Well, not really. My idea of fun involves a cow's tits and whipped cream, but you catch my drift. Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, I wish you all pain, disease, and endless suffering. I hope this thread finds you in good health, only for that to be snapped...

Re: Who made you cum today? Condoleezza Rice. Madness that there is no page for her... I imagined her doing a Basic Instinct right here.

I refuse to believe that the one on the left is a woman. Looks like David Duchovny at 70.

Your shaft? Yeah, I guess you'd think it's dead after not using it your whole life.

Those two fags need a swift kickbox to the head.

You'd rip him a new one, I reckon...

I reckon every FreeOnes dude has a mean forehand.....

I was going to ask that instead, but nothing is nastier than eyeing out a dude's hairy anus and stickin your shaft balls deep. At least if I was the one being pounded, I could imagine that Ellen DeGeneres was sexin me or something. Wait, Ellen is a man, right? Thank you for your honest answer...

That **** is nasty. I have plans to eat for the next 13 years, you know.

I have no fucking idea what this thread is about.

Even looks like a toilet bowl. I shall try this.

Without the chute.

Throw her in a male gaol so we'll never have to hear about her busted head again. Please.

Look buddy, I'm not interested in your autobiography. Name a dude who you would make sweet butt love to and GTFO. If any of you do not name one, I will automatically believe that I am the man you are all thinking of, and you're all just too shy to admit it. Currently there are 4 of you sick...

Clearly this is what you would like. Unfortunately, Quaid isn't a part of this forum. Pick another one.