Mr 9mm

They're out there. Waiting for us to let our guard down. Don't trust anyone! The Government will get you when you least expect it. Aliens will come down from the heavens and laugh at our pathetic way of life. They won't enslave us or **** us or become our friends. They'll see how fucked up everything is and just let us **** ourselves. Can't you see what happening to us? They're already in our minds, man. Controlling our every move. Life is all just a big *****. None of us exist.

UFO's, aliens, Area 51, ghosts, Sasquatch, Loch Ness *******, Bermuda triangle