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    New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking)

    Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking The funny thing is there was nothing remotely sexy about the situation at the time. Truth be told, it was just plain awkward. You never really know how you're going to react to a situation until you're in it.
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    New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking)

    I'm in need of some advice. I've been seeing this girl since just before Christmas. She's my first real girlfriend, despite the fact that I'm a few years into my 20s. We've been getting on really well. We haven't had sex yet or anything, but that doesn't bother me in the slightest as I'd rather...
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    would you let a pornstar give youa a handjob in a public place..

    If Courtney Cummz offered to give me a handjob, my pants would be down faster than a cheetah on ecstacy. It'd be great if maybe Jenna Jameson and Ashton Moore hung around to watch too.
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    miss mackenzee pierce has officially joined the freeones site

    I recognised your name. Generally I prefer girls in their 20s but I do remember jerking off to a set of pictorials with you in them all right. You were giving a blowjob and had cum all over your face. Do you do oral sex/cumshots often or are you more into softcore stuff cos I love beating off to...
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    Write your own porn thread missing?

    :confused: I know I've seen a thread about writing your own porn script here somewhere but I can't seem to find it again. Anyone know where it might be?
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    Vicky Vette

    Hang on a sec, Vicky. What are these 'live shows' you're talking about? Are we talking about some kind of public wankathon or something? How the hell does it work? :confused:
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    Best Blowjob Pics

    The only thing you should be sorry for is making me cum in my pants a moment ago! ;)
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    Mariah / Mariah Milano

    Re: Mariah Milano needs your votes guys! :) I haven't been able to vote unfortunately. I think there's something wrong with my browser. I'll be honest with you - I'd never actually heard of you before. But if I can get it working, I will vote for you. I checked out your site and some of your...
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    Review: Swank Extreme - Volume 1

    Now this is what I call a porn movie! Swank Extreme consists of five scenes featuring everything from fellatio to anal sex to double penetration. The first scene starts off with a hot blonde babe (I can't find a cast list but the title should be easy to find if you just google it) dancing...
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    Crissy Moran Loves Christ

    I'm just wondering how other members feel about Crissy Moran's sudden conversion to evangelical Christianity last year. Does anyone else feel it's like she's gone from one extreme (porn) to the other (religious fundamentalism)? Girl certainly doesn't believe in the philosophy of "All things in...
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    Review of "Paparazzi" - A Relish Production

    Having never viewed a 'Relish' movie before and being less than au fait with British porn, I wasn't sure want to expect when I bought this movie. And I must say, I was quite pleased with what I saw. The first scene depicts some famous footballer (in the story) who rings an ****** service and...
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    Toon porn

    Some toon porn is quite arousing, but some of it is just weird. When they start using characters like The Simpsons, etc, then it's just wrong. Some of the cartoons also depict ******* and younger characters and I think this is just totally wrong, because it comes way too close to being like its...
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    My girlfriend, future wife, future ****** of my ****...

    If she doesn't want to suck you off, then that's her choice and you must accept it. It's not like she's ******* you to perform oral sex on her. If she was - if she absolutely insisted that you gave it to her - then you'd have a case. But it isn't like that at all, is it? So if you want to give...
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    Whose Face Do You Wanna Cream?

    Ashton Moore, Simony Diamond and Victoria Swinger. All 3 at the same time. I can just see them now, gazing up as I spray my load over them.
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    Wrong To Watch?

    Technically, they shouldn't be having sex out in the open in the first place. So they're the ones breaking the law, not you. Carry on watching. Enjoy yourself.
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