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apple cinnamon-scented carpet freshener got rid of the sour sponge smell :)

Not really, just regular dreams. They've been increasing to a mad extent lately! I even had a ***** about freeones. See that shadow girl image on the top left screen beside where it says "the ultimate babe site?" Had a ***** I was talking to someone on another (music) site and that same girl...

An amazing story Rey C. That probably hardly ever happens! In fact if that happened again somewhere else, I'd be shocked!

It seems the younger ones lie to fulfill a cliche, while the older babes speak from a point of view "You know what I do for a living, I don't have to exaggerate to make your boner hard do I?"

Both of those have crossed my mind before (they're watching AND feeling guilty about jerking after they've just died). After a while when you grow older, at least for me, I stop caring as much since masturbation is perfectly normal and well, sexual feelings are going to appear in my dick...

Pretty sure Bree Olson has a photo shoot where she's naked and pretending to play a guitar. Major grabbable boner turn on!

A girl giving the middle finger while being fucked is the best!

Petra- I'm really sorry you were placed in that situation. That testimony was really hard to read, and I was ****** in a few spots (especially the part about humiliating a girl in front of an entire room of people and not letting up until she's about to burst, as well as locking **** inside a...

Ha, my attention span is getting shorter all the time too! Must be a porn thing :)

When you're low on toilet paper, and the other 50% won't eject... you know what has to be done :)

Well as long as my ***'s girlfriend doesn't ever bring the fight back up, we can get along alright. Still, it won't be the same. We both know what happened that night. Yeah the snow is pretty darn horrible. I **** wind even more however, since I live on top of a hill in the country and feel...

I've never even seen one! If I went by one, I totally didn't realize it. :)

I love how this topic shifts from condom swallowing to math to speaking the proper language, haha!

Right hand for masturbation, left hand for mouse clicking mastery.

Spilled infected ingrown toenail pus water that has poured onto the living room carpet and created a sour sponge smell.