Recent content by Hand Shandy Hal

I'll bet she has been talking to the gfs. Ur in serious bother now, bro. If I was u i'd move country.

Re: Who made you cum today? Monday morning - My girlfriend gave me an early morning handjob. Monday evening - I gave myself a late evening handjob while said gf watched. Tuesday - Busted a nut over "Ghoulies 4" (I think it was called). Had a hot actress dressed all in leather in it. Yeah...

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I've decided, with your help, to write THE GREATEST PORN SCRIPT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD - EVER! I'll provide the cast list and character names and start the script off, then other posters can continue writing sections of it. Cockslurp Pictures Presents From...

Barbie Griffin. Yeah. Total babe. Really beautiful.

1. Sorry about the no paragraphs. 2. Not bragging. Just delighted to have gotten laid at last. 3. Doubt away. You have every right to, but I assure you it's true.

This story is completely true. I am a 27 year old male who works a boring 9-5 office job and have done since I left college some five years ago. Up to last Sunday, I had never had sex, had a girlfriend or even kissed a girl. A female friend hugged me once when I was 17. That was the closest I...