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Ha...as if. Dont be too shocked when the 'woman in the picture' is not available but we do have this fat slob crack whore to fill in for her.

A new Ewa only site coming soon so you will get more updates shortly.

Not even close

I **** all the pet names. What ever happened to calling a person by their name? I always found that to be sexy. And dont even mention Mommy or *****...that just creeps me out more than any other name. I dont want to be your ***** and I certainly dont want you to be my mommy. A total deal breaker.

http://youtu.be/MLo4nqLpYk0?hd=1

I was born in the same tiny little town as her...local girl does good! Go Kate

Does this only pertain to people and what if the corpse was asking for it?

Over 1 million views and still the best in the business

I'll take the Bugatti over the Corvette any day of the week. Isnt it some kind of law that you have to drive the Corvette with your shirt unbuttoned and wearing some ugly ass gold medallion? "Yea, thats my Vette out front. Want to go for a ride? Theres some candy in the glovebox if you want...

Thats a pretty big boast but unfortunately I dont have pics of all the burgers Ive eaten.

She will probably pose for Plowboy way before she thinks about Playboy. They usually like their *********** 10 years past their prime, broke and busted before they pose.

How do you not know how to pump gas...fuckin idiots. Any 3 year old could figure it out. I really do **** idiots. Makes the rest of us work twice as hard.

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