Dick Whacker

I'm overweight, single, (surprise) and spank my monkey to keep my sanity. So far I think it's working. (though that's arguable)

Personal Lube Collecting
Location
Wa. State Coast
Occupation
Volunteer Porn Hound
Favorite Adult Model/Porn Star
Any (well, almost any) girl with small REAL tits and long hair. SHWING!

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