Recent content by Demoman

I don't think you understand that women aren't exactly similar to men. I don't know if you noticed, but there are things women do that are acceptable for women, but would get a dude kicked in the nuts by other dudes. For instance, when women go to the bathroom, it's normal that they take their...

Orlando all the way. Home team, and I always go for the underdog.

As scientists find more and more things people can get cancer from, the country will slowly but surely wrap itself in bubble wrap.

Cutting your own dick off has a tendency of causing physical pain.

That's why you knock the hooker out before she asks for her money and go dump her in a dumpster somewhere on the outskirts of town. Sure it sounds like a lot of effort, but it's a character building experience.

It all started when they criminalize weed. Then eventually the government became the obnoxious, overprotective ****** that wouldn't let you go to the party on Saturday night because it was too late and you had church in the morning.

Neo-racist? Haven't you heard? Black people can't be racist. Jesse Jackson said so.

Not the best choice of words in front of a scataholic, if you catch my drift.

Kari goddamn Sweets, for sure And Janessa Brazil

I bleach mine every 48 hours.

If she agrees to give you a Rusty Trombone then you'll know what kind of relationship you guys have.

Mine's sort of trippy-ish. It's of Mr. Hendrix' head sort of nebulized in space.

Hendrix is my main man Edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D8lj3dg5-o&NR=1&fmt=18

I volunteer my services, if you don't mind.