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    Who the fuck...

    in Prague the "hours of darkness" are 10pm - 6am. More than once after a late night (I'm a musician) have I been awoken by clowns doing building work at 6:05. The really annoying thing is that make as much noise as they can for the first hour, and having woken everyone up, then go and do...
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    Best Yodeller?

    sad - why would anyone under 80 want to yodel??
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    My favourite 21st Sextury Babe Reviews

    DDF - IS Denys De Francesco - not a Brit but a Frenchman with studios in Budapest, Rural France and Prague (he left but now looks like he's returning)
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    What RACE of PORNSTARS give the BEST DEEPTHROAT FUCKING?

    is it me, or is this a dim question - best head I ever had was from the girl I shall be seeing tonight. Czech-Italian - The Q kinda presupposes one has had head from every race or that you can tell how good it is from what it looks like, rather than what it feels like
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    Girls with Big Juicy Full Lips / DSL - Dick Sucking Lips

    Re: Big-lipped ( Mouth ) pornstars? Francesca Felucci - she's had some help though
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    What are you avoiding ?

    having sex with mingers ;)
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    Lactating under t-shirt

    I remember a time about three years ago when my then gf was breastfeeding and I would occasionally get a taste of her milk when I sucked her nipples .. tasted sweet. A couple of times close up I got sprayed by her which was surprisingly horny
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    it was twenty years ago today ...

    Do I? Wow .. Czech don't ***** ***** - Russians do
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    it was twenty years ago today ...

    As Czech and Slovak girls feature heavily in the threads of this board, I would like to send congratulations to them and any Czech and Slovak members here, on the 20th Anniversary of the Velvet Revolution. Mine's a Svijany with a Slivovice chaser .. nazdravi...
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    Who has the best movie culture?

    My Beautiful Launderette
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    David Bowie - Let's Dance
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    The Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
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    Which Accent Do You Prefer To Hear with English?

    Somali? Gujurati? Turkish? Bengali?
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    Worst Business Names Ever

    There is a shop fitters in Austria called Assmann http://www.assmann.at/
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    Which Accent Do You Prefer To Hear with English?

    there is NO such thing as a "British" accent - contrast Hugh Grant and Liam Gallagher as one example
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