The whole human race are big, big DICKS. We fuck holes in the world and fuck everybody. And we fuck because we are lonely. And all you need is love. Except that love really isn't all we need. We need compassion. And we need empathy.And we need money.
Welcome to the world, have as much fun as you would like while helping others have as much fun as you're having. Be kind to those you love, and be kind to those you don't. But goddamn, you better be kind! Be the best fucking human that you can be!
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck... it's a Platypus.